Choosin'

[Intro: Jazze Pha]

Ladies and gentlemen (Whoa)

I'd like to introduce y'all

To somebody you already know

A Mac, A Man

$hort Dizzle

[Chorus: Jazze Pha & Keri Kilson]

Short enough to get chose tonight

Ridin' my leather and wood, hey

Hit the door I feel dynamite

And all the fly girls lookin' so good, choosin' (Ooh-wee)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy, yeah, I see you looking girl, ha)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy, woo)

[Verse 1: Too $hort & Jazze Pha]

I'm slammin' Cadillac doors (Doors)

White drop top wit the brand new vogues (Uh)

Laced rolex still spittin' the flows

How can I retire still pimpin' the hoes

Suited from my head to my toes

Player got some money

You can tell by the clothes

Why they call me Too $hort

No one knows

Cuz when I pull it grows, and it grows, and it grows (Ooh-wee)

I told her "Get in the car"

Passed her the dro

She was hittin' it hard

But don't jump in my car trynna check out the ride

If you don't need a little sex in yo life

[Chorus: Jazze Pha & Keri Kilson]

Short enough to get chose tonight

Ridin' my leather and wood, hey

Hit the door I feel dynamite

And all the fly girls lookin' so good, choosin' (Yeah, I gotcha)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy, woo)

[Verse 2: Too $hort & Jazze Pha]

I left and came back in the Benz (Uh-huh)

"Who's that nigga?" she was askin' her friends (Woo)

They didn't answer so she asked again

"It's Too $hort baby that mackin' ass pimp"

I came wit my girl but I still don't care

Light skin sexy wit some real long hair

I like 'em wit the big 'ol butts

Say "what's up" and then dig in her guts (What's up ho?)

She shook my hand

Slipped me her number

But I don't have to sneak

Just keep shit on the under (Uh-uh)

It's all out and clear when I'm doin' my thang

And I'm always true to the game (Ooh-wee)

[Chorus: Jazze Pha & Keri Kilson]

Short enough to get chose tonight

Ridin' my leather and wood, hey

Hit the door I feel dynamite

And all the fly girls lookin' so good, choosin' (Uh, ladies and gentlemen)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy, woo)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy, ooh-wee)

[Verse 3: Jagged Edge & Jazze Pha]

All eyes on me

Soon as I stepped in the club

Got a bottle, lots of models standin' on stuck (Sippin' it)

Pocket full of money and stuff (Money)

That's the way we do it when you off in the club wit me (Yeah, money)

$hort and J.E. P-I-M-P

Two of the baddest in the history (Woo)

You mad cuz we straight to the V.I.P

Plus yo girl keeps choosin' me

I might not be number one but I'm a definite stunna

You might catch me in the club on a come up (Woo)

And don't hate me when you see them hoes run up (Uh-uh)

Cuz we be ridin' wit the toast no butter (Ahh)

I'm just trynna cut all the little cut up

All these broads just straight up choosin' ([?] girl)

$hort and twin can't be no loosin'

A couple back shots

Girl I'm cruisin' somethin' yeah

[Chorus: Jazze Pha & Keri Kilson]

Short enough to get chose tonight

Ridin' my leather and wood, hey

Hit the door I feel dynamite

And all the fly girls lookin' so good, choosin' (Ladies and gentlemen)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' ain't he, choosin' (Woo)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy, uh)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy, yeah, I see you lookin girl)

You choosin' ain't he (Go ahead daddy)

You choosin' ain't he, choosin' (Woo)

Ladies and gentlemen (Woah, woah, you choosin' ain't he)

[Outro: Jazze Pha & Keri Kilson]

(Go ahead daddy)

Uh, yeah

This is a Jazze Phizzle (Go ahead daddy, Jazze Pha)

Producshizzle, (Uh), uh huh (Go ahead daddy, whatchu say one time?)

$hort Dizzle (Woo), huh-huh (Go ahead daddy)

$hort Denzel (Go ahead daddy)

Cuz we bout to drive the hoes crazy on this one (Go ahead daddy, crazy daddy)

Woo (Mmm), uh-huh (Go ahead daddy)

Pull a big Cybil Shepherd type (Ooh-wee, go ahead daddy)

Ya smell me, oh boy (Uh-huh)

We gon' take this to Hollow Denzel, oh boy (Yeah)

Thissle (Oh boy), woah, woah

Look at them twins (Whoa, whoa)

You see us (Uh)

Pimp Juice?