The Truth About Men

[Verse 1]

We don't like to go out shopping

We don't care what's on sale

We just wanna sit with a bag full of chips

Watchin' the NFL

When you come over at half time

And say, "Does this dress fit too tight?"

We just look you in the eye with a big fat lie

And say, "Uh-uh, it looks just right"

[Chorus]

Well, thats the truth about men

That's the truth about us

We like to hunt and golf on our days off

And scratch and spit and cuss

And no matter what line we hand you

When we come dragging in

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry

And it's probably gonna happen again

[Verse 2]

We hate watchin Steel Magnolias

We like Rambo and Die Hard 4

Jump up and down like fools

When we see the new tools

At the Home Depot store

We don't really wanna take you to dinner

At some fancy restaurant

The only reason we do is 'cause

We know it leads too the one thing

That we all want

[Chorus]

Well, that's the truth about men

That's the truth about guys

We'd rather pick guitars and work on cars

Then work on the problems in our lives

And though we might say it to you

Every now and then

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry

And it's probably gonna happen again

[Bridge]

Well, if you wanna know what we're all thinking

It's nothing to complex

It's just something cold for drinking

And a whole lot of S.E.-yes

[Chorus]

That's the truth about men

Yeah, that's the truth about us

We like to hunt and golf and drive around lost

And scratch and spit and a whole lot of other disgusting stuff

And no matter what line we give you

When we come crawling in

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry

And it's probably gonna happen again

We ain't wrong, we ain't sorry

And it's probably gonna happen, sure it's gonna happen

You know it's gonna happen again

And that's the truth about men

[Outro]

Yeah, aw-yeah

You know it son

Tell 'em how it is Tracy