Hot Girl Christmas

Tis the season for all the girls out there to be hot
Mmm, let me tell you a story

Had a boyfriend at the start of the year
He was just about as real as a flying reindeer
He really loved to fight, snuck out on story night
But the boy just had to go
Jesus came in, gave me revelations
But I can't say no to a big temptation
I think his name was Sean, he was on vacation
But his fuzzle too low, so he wasn't staying

Oh boy, you're hot (Look at that butt)
But is that your car? (What's that?)
Excuse me, is that a hooptie?
Oh baby, who you think you're fooling?
It's a hot girl Christmas
Don't need no Santa Clause to fill my wish list
'Cause I got it all

And if I need it, I'ma buy it
I'ma get a Lamborghini or some diamonds
Yeah, it's a hot girl Christmas
So go fa-la-la, fa-la-la yourself (Ooh)
So I can fa-la-la myself (Ooh)
It's a hot girl Christmas

I got lot's of scandal from my mantle
Girl should eat good, yeah, I love my love handles
I'm a lot to handle, lit like a candle
On the naughty list, 'cause I'm giving out samples
Boy's are just as fake as Santa
Single girls stand up your Adam
Put on your finest, call me your highness
I'm this classic and nasty

Oh boy, you're hot (Look at that butt)
But is that your car? (What's that?)
Excuse me, is that a hooptie?
Oh baby, who you think you're fooling?
It's a hot girl Christmas
Don't need no Santa Clause to fill my wish list
'Cause I got it all

And if I need it, I'ma buy it
I'ma get a Lamborghini or some diamonds
Yeah, it's a hot girl Christmas
So go fa-la-la, fa-la-la yourself (Ooh)
So I can fa-la-la myself (Ooh)
It's a hot girl Christmas