Bullseye

[Intro: Trizz & Kwengface]

(Mikey)

(Turn that up, Young Madz)

Prrrah

Rrrt, I'm Vietnamese

[Chorus: Kwengface & Trizz]

This dot-dot came from the pikeys

Opp boys lit, that's highly unlikely

Swing, ching, dip di-di-dip-dip

Two shanks up, woulda thought I was Siamese

Withheld number phoning the Nokia

How much you wanna bet it's a cat at the phone box?

I couldn't go the bando that way

I had to go that way 'cause of the road blocks

[Verse 1: Kwengface & Trizz]

If I pull that shank from my balls

Flick that in your eye, man call that a bullseye

Blow that whistle three times, but it ain't full-time

Govs on the wing try break up a scrap

So I turned to the left and I gave him a headbutt

88Vape don't get me high but it sure as hell done gave me a head rush

Shanks out cases, swings at faces

If you're gonna run, better tie them laces

Mask and gloves, we don't leave no traces

Why the fuck do you think that we got 'em?

Done me a mazza then hopped in the taxi

Good job my hammy's like a minute away

I had to ditch my bike and leave it

Fuck it, it couldn't get driven away

Ambo's spazzing, handys clapping

It holds seventeen but I keep fourteen so the ting ain't jamming

If you ain't scored on an opp

And you're from my block then you can't be rapping

Bro don't lie in the booth, just tell us the truth, we don't care about talent

Nah, we don't care about -

Have you ever seen a man running to the shop

Then jump head first, straight over the tills?

We put a crop in your baby mum's crib

Then give her some weed and help with the bills

If you're sucking my dick, best come with talent

I'll send you back home if you ain't got skills

Stephen said that his car broke down

Can I drop to the door 'cause he ain't got wheels

[Verse 2: Kwengface]

Man ah just two-man step, two-man, get a man drenched

He tried run, he tried run, got stretched

Dip, dip in a man's flesh

Bro, I'm a vet, done it upsuh, huh, and a man done it on ends

Bro, I'm like James St Patrick, uh, uh, suit, tie and a skeng

Put racks on your head like a Naija party

Wrap up your head like Elley, have man looking like one of them aunties

Bro's just done him up naughty

Fucking on shawty, she wet, feel like I've been trapped in a tsunami

Pulling up with gassed up lighties but I ain't talking 'bout Harlee

[Verse 3: Trizz]

I got a call from James and Patrick

They said I'm a ghost, "I've been waiting an hour"

I slashed my pack in the fucking garden

The weather app said there's no chance of a shower

I put the RS3 in Eco, I don't want it fast, I just want it to cruise

Crackhead came with only his socks on

I was like, "Yo, bro, where are your shoes?"

Dishing out crack to the pregnant lady

Nah, I don't care 'bout your baby, darling

Peter just come for some crack

But he's an alky so he came with a Carling

I was in jail on Christmas Day, eating my snacks with a DVD

Gov said that he smells weed in my cell

He'd spray some Febreze if he was me

[Chorus: Kwengface & Trizz]

This dot-dot came from the pikeys

Opp boys lit, that's highly unlikely

Swing, ching, dip di-di-dip-dip

Two shanks up, woulda thought I was Siamese

Withheld number phoning the Nokia

How much you wanna bet it's a cat at the phone box?

I couldn't go the bando that way

I had to go that way 'cause of the road blocks

[Outro: Kwengface & Trizz]

Man ah just two-man step, glah, bap, two-man step

Man ah just two-man step, frr, frr

Mask and gloves, we don't leave no traces

Why the fuck do you that we got 'em?

Prrrah