Being Boring

[Verse 1: Robert Alfons]

I came across a cache of old photos

And invitations to teenage parties

"Dress in white" one said with quotations

From someone's wife, a famous writer

In the 1920s

When you're young, you find inspiration

In anyone who's ever gone

And opened up a closing door

She said, "We were never feeling bored"

[Chorus: Jake Shears]

'Cause we were never being boring

We had too much time to find for ourselves

And we were never being boring

We dressed up and fought, then thought, "Make amends"

And we were never holding back or worried that

Time would come to an end

[Verse 2: Robert Alfons]

When I went, I left from the station

With a haversack and some trepidation

Someone said, "If you're not careful

You'll have nothing left and nothing to care for

In the 1970s"

But I sat back and looking forward

My shoes were high and I had scored

I bolted through a closing door

I would never find myself feeling bored

[Chorus: Robert Alfons & Jake Shears]

'Cause we were never being boring

We had too much time to find for ourselves

And we were never being boring

We dressed up and fought, then thought, "Make amends"

And we were never holding back or worried that

Time would come to an end

We were always hoping that, looking back

You could always rely on a friend

[Verse 3: Robert Alfons]

And now I sit with different faces

In rented rooms and foreign places

All the people I was kissing

Some are here and some are missing

In the 1990s

I never dreamt that I would get to be

The creature that I always meant to be

But I thought in spite of dreams

You'd be sitting somewhere here with me

[Chorus: Robert Alfons & Jake Shears]

'Cause we were never being boring

We had too much time to find for ourselves

And we were never being boring

We dressed up and fought, then thought, "Make amends"

And we were never holding back or worried that

Time would come to an end

We were always hoping that, looking back

You could always rely on a friend

[Outro: Robert Alfons]

And we were never being boring

We were never being bored

And we were never being boring

We were never being bored