Reverse Shark Attack

I met her on the shore

She said her name was lovely

She made my heart her home

She was my one and only

La la la la la

She said she's mine for life

Now we're old and merry

I need her here tonight

I need her here forever

La la la la la

Hey my pretty little thing

I never want to see you work a day again

Hey, my precious little bird

I'm never gonna make you

Spread your wings again

'Cause life is a minefield

And mine in the worst kind of way

I'm never gonna let you

I'm never gonna push you away

You're just a little girl

You're never gonna make it

Make it on your own

I swear you never have to leave

'Cause I locked you in my heart and

You're safe inside my home

'Cause life is a shotgun

It's just gonna blow you away

I'm never gonna let you

I'm not gonna push you away

“I just gotta clear my head

I'll be outside, I'll walk alone.”

She said. She's gonna be right back

Just to the shore

Then coming home

She never came, no she

Never came back oh

I blame it all on the

Goddamn sharks oh

And now I sit and

I plot my revenge oh

I need to travel to from

Where they came

And find the beast

That is to blame

And kill him

Kill him

Kill him

Kill him

Kill him

Kill him