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UK Subs – Universal (2002) | Track profile | Dork

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Universal

Release date: 4th June 2002

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"Universal" is a track by UK Subs, from the album Universal, released 4th June 2002. Full lyrics are available below.

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UK Subs

UK Subs

Lyrics

Universal

One’s got a gun, the other’s got a bigger one

Both have a set of rules

One’s got an army, the other’s got a bigger army

Both are led by fools

Assholes are universal

One size fits all

Assholes are universal

Universal asshole

Peace is for some, war is for everyone

Just pick up a gun

Shoot your brother, shoot your father

If you only had one

Assholes are universal

One size fits all

Assholes are universal

Universal asshole

We got a new frequency

It’s loud and clear

A universal language

Radio without fear

Assholes are universal

One size fits all

Assholes are universal

Universal asshole

[x2]

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Track details

From Universal

2002

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2002

—White Lie
—Don't Blame Islam
—Last Man Standing
—Spoils Of War
—Papers Lie
—Cross Fire
—Custody
—On My Way
—Fragile
—Hollywood
—Devolution
—Soho
—Universal

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