Always Late

[Verse 1]

Hello honey, I just missed the train

My watch must have stopped I guess

Dinner is cold and the kids are asleep

I didn't mean to get you out of bed

[Chorus]

Always late (always late)

Yes, it's always the same

Procrastination is my middle name

But the rest of the world is ahead of the game

And that's why I'm always late

[Verse 2]

Won't somebody give me a ride

I've been out of gas for hours

My mother-in-law's flying in from the coast

She's probably in an ambulance by now

[Chorus]

Always late (always late)

Yes, it's always the same

Procrastination is my middle name

But the rest of the world is ahead of the game

And that's why I'm always late

[Bridge]

Willie, it's time to get up

Willie, you get out of that bed

You'll be late for work again

Willie, Willie!!!

[Verse 3]

Come on honey, give me a chance

I promise to mend my ways

Let's go out for an anniversary dance

You say our anniversary's yesterday?

[Chorus]

Always late (always late)

Yes, it's always the same

Procrastination is my middle name

But the rest of the world is ahead of the game

And that's why I'm always late