Bad Little Actress

[Verse 1]

I can't carry on

This play is too long

I must be going

Extend my regrets

I gave it my best

But now I'm going

[Pre-Chorus 1]

This is too much for me to take

Something tells me that she's faking it

[Verse 2]

She says she don't care

She wants to be fair

She must be joking

It's simple she said

Let's not lose our head

Tell me she's joking

[Pre-Chorus 2]

This is too much for me to take

But somebody isn't faking

Someone's heart is breaking

[Chorus 1]

And if you see her give her my critique

She's a bad little actress

Gets no curtain call

But the worst of all

When the curtain falls

There's no one at the backstage door

[Verse 3]

I'm more than her friend

'Cause I knew her when

She was no sensation

She's wasting our time

Repeats all her lines

What's her motivation?

[Pre-Chorus 3]

Now she won't share her stage with me

Her performance was outrageous

Put me through some changes

[Chorus 2]

So if you see her give her my critique

She's a bad little actress

Her delivery don't come naturally

Anyone could see

She doesn't mean a word she says

[Outro]

Bad little actress

Her mascara ran

And the show was panned

But I'm still her biggest fan

So when you see her give her my critique

She's a bad little actress

Gets no curtain call

But the worst of all

When the curtain falls

There's no one at the backstage door