Last Dollar On Earth

Yeah!

Line up!

Step right this way to see the last dollar on earth

Sign up!

The bus leaves today to see the last dollar on earth

Behold the wonder of the modern age

Displayed resplendent in its gilded cage

There's not another in the world today

And you just can't take it with you

All night!

There's a special tonight about the last dollar on earth

That's right!

And all the pundits were right about the last dollar on earth

It's always occupied a special space

We keep a guard around it just in case

Many have died to have its fleeting grace

But you just can't take it with you

Get set!

Only one pint of blood

To see the last dollar on earth

No sweat!

Only one ounce of flesh to touch the last dollar on earth

When we lose exposure in its permanent enclosure

Then you can be sure that we'll take it on tour

So when it comes to call at your local shopping mall

Though the crowds may be large

You can put it on your mastercharge