[Verse 1]
Heh, both feet up, watchin' TV
Some place to feast my eyes, oh
I've always tripped on commercials, yeah, yeah
This one blew my mind, oh
[Pre-Chorus]
Hey, tell me who you're gonna call (Ooh)
When you need that affection?
You got to have it quick (Ooh, got to have it quick)
Just aim your love line (Ooh)
In her direction, oh (Ooh)
[Chorus]
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, ah, yeah
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, woah, aw
[Verse 2]
Three dollars, first minute, gosh, man
After that, cost ya four
And she be up for negotiations, mm-hm
If you call back for more, oh
[Pre-Chorus]
Now who you gonna call (Ooh)
When you need that special (Ooh, special)
Little something? Mm
You can say what you like (Ooh)
It's all confidential, woah (Ooh)
[Chorus]
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, huh
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, woah
[Guitar Solo]
Hey
[Bridge]
All you bad, bad boys
Get your mind blown
All you bad, bad boys
Dial 1-900-SPANKED
[Chorus]
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh, hey
All you bad, bad boys
Call her up on the spank line, uh
All you bad, bad boys
Yeah, it's the spank line, yeah, hahahahahahaha
All you bad, (Woo) bad boys
Just call her up, ha, call her up
1-900-SPANKED
[Outro]
All you bad, bad boys
1-900-SPANKED
You bad, bad, bad boys
All you bad, bad boys
Just call her up
It's the spank line
Yeah, oh, ow
1-900-SPANKED
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