Dum Dum George

This here's the story about
Dumb, dumb George

Who came up to Boston
One sunny afternoon

He drove up from New York city

And he was freaky
And he wanted to record me
And I said
"George, you're dumb"
And he said, "I know
Why do you think I make so much money?
I wanna do
A record
That'll make number one"
Dumb, dumb