Makin' Whoopee

[Intro: Instrumental]

[Verse 1]

Another bride, another June

Another sunny honeymoon

Another season, another reason

While makin' whoopee

A lot of shoes, a lot of rice

The groom is nervous, he

Answers twice

It's really killin' that he's so willin'

To make whoopee

Picture a little love nest

Down where the roses cling

Picture the same sweet love nest

And think what a year can bring

He's washin' dishes and

Baby clothes

He's so ambitious he even sews

But don't forget folks

That's what you get folks

For makin' whoopee, whoopee

[Instrumental]

[Verse 2]

Now he doesn't make much

Money, no

Only five thousand per

But some judge who thinks

He's funny

Says you'll pay six to her

He says, "Now judge, suppose I fail?"

The judge says, "Son right, right into jail"

You'd better keep her, I think it's cheaper

Than making whoopee

Whoopee, whoopee