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[Verse 1]

So you think you're bad with your rap

Well, I'll tell ya, pilgrim, I started the crap

When you were in diapers and wetting the sheets

I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat

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[Verse 2]

Sure, I rustled some cattle and tended the sheep

But my main concern was rapping to the beat

I don't bother nobody; I'm a real nice guy, kinda

Laid back like a dead fly

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[Verse 3]

I'm talkin' here and now

Later for the cattle and rustlin' the cow

If I had a chance to do a repeat

You can bet your sweet dippy I'd be rappin' to the beat

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[Verse 4]

Que pasa amigos?

Nada pasa, I see

Two hundred punks, well, what ya gonna do?

I got two six shooters that'll see me through

That's twelve dead

And a hundred-and-eighty-eight pallbearers

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[Bridge 1]

What I do on your grave won't pass for flowers either

[Verse 5]

Now Kurtis Blow, Run-D.M.C

You haven't heard a rap til ya heard it from me

I'm the baddest rapper in history

And there'll be no more after me

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[Verse 6]

Meanwhile, back at the ranch

Santa Barbara, that is

Swimmin' pools and movie stars

Well, the first thing ya know, ol' Ron's the President

The kinfolk said, "Ron, move away from there"

Said, "In The White House is where you wanna be"

So he loaded up the Lincoln, and he moved to D.C

Washington, that is

Politicians taking a sip

Foreign dignitaries taking a trip

High tax and plenty Cadillacs

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[Verse 7]

Now ya see me in my movies, doin' my thing

But deep in my heart, I've wanted to sing

"Way down upon

The Swanee River

Far

Far away

Titwillow, titwillow

Titwillow"

I don't think that's your style

But I'll tell ya, pilgrim, I'm versatile

Aretha Franklin, Aretha Franklin

Aretha Franklin, let me rock ya, let me rock Aretha Franklin

Let me rock Aretha Franklin, that's all I wanna do

Aretha Franklin

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[Verse 8]

Oh, I'm feelin' the groove now, pilgrim

Party over here

Party over there

There's nothin' to it, the way we do it

Woop, woop

East coast

West coast

Texas

Every time I put on pants

I tell ya pilgrim I wanna dance

I put a quarter in the juke'

Then I commence to doin' the Duke

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[Verse 9]

It's pretty easy, as you can see

Just move your arms kinda freely

Do a pause, and take a step

And just make sure the beat is kept

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[Verse 10]

I was at the Ponderosa rapping to the beat

Tryin' to cool off from the desert heat

I discovered something really neat

The Duke has moves with his feet

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[Verse 11]

I won plenty of ladies with my charms

But they like me the most for the moves of my arms

Woah

Woah

I'm gonna rap in the East

Gonna rap in the West

I'll show ya, pilgrim, who's the best

Nothin' to it, the way we do it

Skiddely-be-bop, we-bop, Scooby-Doo

Guess what, America? We love you

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Duh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, everybody

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