Funky Duck (Live at Madison Square Garden)

[Spoken: Antwaun Stanley & Jack Stratton]

I got a question

Are you ready, to get funky?

Two, three!

[Verse 1: Antwaun Stanley & Joey Dosik]

Oh!

He's on the scene (He's the funky duck)

He's the first to leave (He's the funky duck)

Drinking Ovaltine (Funky duck)

Since he was fourteen

He's self-aware (He's the funky duck)

He gave the first TED talk (He's the funky duck)

Can't remember the name (He's the funky duck)

Treats you all the—

Come on!

[Chorus: Antwaun Stanley & Joey Dosik]

Wahoo

He's a (Funky duck)

Wahoo

He's a (Funky duck)

Wahoo

He's a (Funky duck)

Wahoo!

[Verse 2: Antwaun Stanley & Joey Dosik]

He's not a duck (Funky duck)

I said he ain’t a duck (The funky duck)

He’s not a duck (Gunky duck), why?

‘Cause he's a funky duck

He's a funky duck (He's the funky duck)

Ah— he's a funky duck (He’s the funky duck)

Fu-fu-fu-fu, fu-fu-fu, ah (Funky duck)

Come on, y’all!

Oh!

[Bridge: Jack Stratton & Antwaun Stanley & Crowd]

This is the story of— (He’s a funky duck)

This is the story of— (He’s a funky duck)

Beaquin Benefesis (He’s a funky duck)

His name was Beaquin Benefesis (He’s a funky duck)

And he was minding his business (He’s a funky duck)

And they stuck a tube down his esophagus (He’s a funky duck)

And he said, “I’m too young to die” (He’s a funky duck)

And his buddy looked at him and said (He’s a funky duck)

“You better run, ‘cause you’re foie gras” (He’s a funky duck)

So, he ran for his life (He’s a funky duck)

And he ran to Madison Square Garden tonight (He’s a funky duck)

To celebrate his freedom (He’s a funky duck)

And I believe the Funky Duck is somewhere in the crowd tonight (He’s a funky duck)

On wireless

Where is he?

[Spoken: Jack Stratton & Theo Katzman]

Yes!

The funky duck is in the room

Where is he?

Ah—

Oh, so there he is!

He punked me! He punked me!

The funky duck punked me!

One, two—

[Chorus: Antwaun Stanley & Joey Dosik]

Oh

He’s a funky!

He's a funky duck

I said he’s-a funky! (Funky duck)

He’s a funk, fu-fu-fu-fu oh! (Funky duck)

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

[Spoken: Antwuan Stanley]

Hey!

New York is so funky!

Ah-ooh!