Mr. Finish Line

[Intro: Christine Hucal]

Mr. Finish Line

Mr. Finish Line

Mr. Finish Line

He's Mr. Finish Line

[Verse 1: Theo Katzman & Christine Hucal]

She said

Step 1

Cut out the coco oil then you

Step 2

B-Bring it to a boil then you

Step 3

C-Cool it in the soil

Then you fire roast it

Freeze and toast it

Open up and shine

[Chorus: Christine Hucal (Jack Stratton)]

He's Mr. Finish Line, Mister, Mister (I won't rest)

And he's right on time, Mister, Mister ('til I top my personal best)

'Cause when the lights go out

He keeps America online

He's Mr. Finish Line

Finish Line, Finish Line, Finish Line

[Verse 2: Theo Katzman & Christine Hucal]

Step 4

B-Big Berkey on the mantle then you

Step 5

Push ups at Occidental 'till you

Step 6

You unlock your full potential

While you sleep and dream it

And press and steam it

Open up and shine

[Chorus: Christine Hucal (Jack Stratton)]

He's Mr. Finish Line, Mister, Mister (I won't rest)

And he's right on time, Mister, Mister ('til I top my personal best)

'Cause when the lights go out

He keeps America online

He's Mr. Finish Line

Finish Line, Finish Line, Finish Line

[Bridge: Theo Katzman]

I used to need to feed the appestat-o meter

Now I'm satisfied and I'm a regular bean eater

Oh yeah

[Interlude: Dave Williams]

A feline save by Stratton at keeper.  He rolls it out to Katzman, the spiritual leader and sweeper.  A quick pass to Hucal.  Great team ball over to Wong.  Working their way up to Dart, the General, a middie everyone can get behind.  He's flanked by Dosik and Goss.  Stanley is streaking!  Stanley with one to beat!  Stanley with none to beat!  Goal goal goal!

[Outro: Christine Hucal (Jack Stratton)]

Finish Line is straight ahead

(You feel worse before ya feel better)

Finish Line is straight ahead

(Pritikin, Ornish, Fuhrman and Greger)

Finish Line is straight ahead

(You feel worse before ya feel better)

Finish Line is straight ahead

(Pritikin, Ornish, Fuhrman and Greger)

[Instrumental]