Theda

[Verse]

The wickedest woman

Mmm how vicious

Even if her story is

Quite suspicious

Gave birth in the shadow

Of our great sphynx

To one of herselves

Playing with all our kinks

[Pre-Chorus]

No more Theodosia

No more Theodosia

No more Theodosia

Now, let’s vamp!

[Chorus]

Theda Bara Theda Bara

[Verse]

She’s a vamp, she’s a vamp

She’s gonna get ya

Watch your back, watch your throat

She’s gonna bite ya

Prepare yourselves

For mass hysteria

She’s ten foot high

And we’re down in deliria

She’s ten foot high

And we’re down in dеliria

[Pre-Chorus]

No more Theodosia

No more Thеodosia

No more Theodosia

Now, let’s vamp!

[Chorus]

Theda Bara Theda

[Verse]

She’s my movie dinner

Learn to manifest

If I eat and watch together

Perhaps I might ingest

She’s my movie dinner

Learn to manifest

If I eat and watch together

Perhaps I might ingest

[Bridge]

The fool was stripped to his foolish hide

So some of him lived but the most of him died

The fool was stripped to his foolish hide

So some of him lived but the most of him died

[Chorus]

She's my movie dinner (Theda)

Learn to manifest (Barra)

If I eat and watch together (Theda)

Perhaps I might ingest (Barra)

[Outro]

And if you think that's scary

Then I'll be scary now

If that kind of woman's evil, well

I'm evil now