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Whatever, Dad
Grade Pending
Waffles

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Waffles

From Grade PendingTrack 31:19

About This Track

"Waffles" is a track by Whatever, Dad, from the album Grade Pending. The track is 1:19 long. Full lyrics are available below.

About the Artist

Whatever, Dad

Whatever, Dad

Lyrics

Waffles

Waffles is my rock
I take him for a walk
He shines in the light
He's nice, he doesn't bite

He was sitting by a morning fire
Hiding in the leaves
I took him home and made him mine
I love waffles 'cause he loves me

Waffles is my rock
I take him for a walk
He shines in the light
He's nice, he doesn't bite

I cradle him in my arms
He's just like a baby
I feel kind of selfish
Hope that the woods don't hate me

Waffles is my rock (ooh)
I take him for a walk
He shines in the light
He's nice, he doesn't bite

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Track details

From Grade Pending

1:19

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Track number

3

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