Catholic Dracula

Jesus Christ was the first
4 Letter word that you learned
You heard it said a lot on Sundays
And didn't know it could be meant two ways
Someday when it's too late
Everything might click and start to feel alright
Way before you ever gave it up
When you were 6 you wanted to be a priest
Way before he ever was a bat
Dracula was a Catholic too, in fact

And I wonder what he thought about
All that imagery of suffering
The execution on the giant wooden pole
And how it must have inspired his later work
Someday when it's too late
Everything might click and feel right