Baker Hotel

[Verse 1]

You can getcha kicks wrapping' Anne Marie's house

You can stick the forks in her yard

But if her daddy comes outside you better run and hide

You can dial up her number "is your refrigerator running

You better go catch it"  she'll never see it coming, no

We'll laugh and hang up the phone

[Verse 2]

But, if you really want a story to tell

You have to make it through the 14 stories of hell

I double dog dare you, show us what you got

You ain't nothing but a chicken until you make it to the top

Of the Baker Hotel, out there in Mineral Wells

At the Baker Hotel, out there in Mineral Wells

[Verse 3]

Theres bodies at the bottom of the elevator shaft

I hear the halls are haunted

You better run as fast as you can

Or you don't stand a chance

My daddy's second cousin made it to the seventh floor

His flashlight gave out and someone slammed the door

Oh no, theres something down this hall

[Verse 4]

I double dog dare you, show us what you got

You ain't nothing but a chicken until you make it to the top

Of the Baker hotel, out there in Mineral Wells

At the Baker Hotel, out there in Mineral Wells

[Verse 5]

Every girl is going to to love you, every boy will want to be you

They won't stop talking about you when you make it to the top

Of the Baker Hotel, 14 stories of hell, out in Mineral Wells