Famous Groupies

[Intro]

One, two

One, two, three, four

[Chorus]

All stand back, let the people see

Take a snap of the famous groupies for me

[Verse 1]

Behold the famous groupies, they are alike as two peas

And where the other goes, the other goes

But though the famous groupies are only paid in rupees

Nobody knows what the famous groupies know

And nobody goes where the famous groupies go

[Verse 2]

There was a bongo player who kept an extra layer

Of Dunlopillo mattress in his van (In his van?)

But when the famous groupies arrived with their twin snoopies

Nobody saw which way the poor boy ran

As nobody does it like a famous groupie can

[Chorus]

Well all stand back, let the people see

Take a snap of the famous groupies for me

[Verse 3]

There was a lead guitarist who lived in Epping Forest

And all he ever wanted was to blow

(God knows why, but)

But when the girls were with him he never lost his rhythm

'Cause nobody knows what the famous groupies know (Alright, girls?)

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[Verse 4]

There was the classic story of a roadie nicknamed Rory

Who used to practice voodoo on the side

But when the famous twosome suggested something gruesome

All that they found was a crater two miles wide

Which left the music business absolutely horrified

[Chorus]

All stand back, let the people see

Take a snap of the famous groupies

[Repeated Outro Refrain]

(Of the famous groupies, of the famous groupies)

[Outro]

Ladies and gentlemen, those magnificent examples of female pulchritude and luminosity, direct from their global perambulations to the very boards of this supremely magnificent proscenium arch

Ladies and gentlemen I give you, famous groupies!