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Wonk Unit – Awful Jeans (2016) | Track profile | Dork

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Mr Splashy
Awful Jeans

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Awful Jeans

Release date: 23rd September 2016

From Mr Splashy

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About This Track

"Awful Jeans" is a track by Wonk Unit, from the album Mr Splashy, released 23rd September 2016. Full lyrics are available below.

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Lyrics

Awful Jeans

Ba ba ba...

They were awful jeans

I'd roll my eyes when approached in the street

I have to say they were quite frankly embarrassing

But now you've gone too far with your awful, awful jeans

Get away from me

Bringing shame upon your family

Awful jeans, get away from me

Bringing shame upon your family

Ba ba ba...

This isn't 1943

There's no places on god's earth for those monstrosities

The kiddes in the sweat shops for Primark and Top Shop

Just so you can wear those awful jeans

You're in denial... in denial of your awful jeans

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Track details

From Mr Splashy

2016

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Album

Release year

2016

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—Silly Voices
—I Told You So
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