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Weapons of Mass Seduction

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Wooze

Weapons of Mass Seduction

Release date: 14th February 2025

Track 23:15

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"Weapons of Mass Seduction" is a track by Wooze, released 14th February 2025. The track is 3:15 long. Full lyrics are available below.

Lyrics

Weapons of Mass Seduction

Hot night
Cities on fire
Where do we go?
Where do we go?
Listen up!

Your fist is my pacifier
Where do we go?
With my weapons of mass seduction
Weapons of mass seduction
Weapons of mass seduction
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeahhhhh!
Woo!

Last chance
Munitions are wired
Where do we go?
Where do we go?
Listen up!
I put the 'cyst' in romanticist baby
With my weapons of mass seduction
Weapons of mass seduction
Weapons of mass seduction
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeahhhhh

The sun is rising
Either that or we're sinking lower
On the horizon
No more blades of grass for the mower
How exciting
To be standing on the edge of the world
Hypnotise me (cluck cluck)

Weapons of mass seduction
Weapons of mass seduction
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Woo
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Mass seduction
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Woo
Yeah
With my weapons and weapons and weapons and weapons of mass seduction

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2025

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