woman (live)

[Verse 1]

I buy my own things, I pay my own bills

These diamond rings, my automobiles

Everything I got, I bought it

Boys can't buy my love, buy my love, yeah

I do what I want, so say what you say

I work real hard every day

[Chorus]

I'm a motherfucking woman, baby, alright

I don't need a man to be holding me too tight

I'm a motherfucking woman, baby, that's right

I'm just having fun with my ladies here tonight

I'm a motherfucker, yeah

Oh whoa, whoa oh, whoa whoa, nah yeah

[Verse 2]

I drive around town in my Cadillac

Girls in the front, boys in the back, haha

Loosey as a goosey and I'm looking for some fun

What the fuck?

[Chorus]

I'm a motherfucking woman, baby, alright

I don't need a man to be holding me too tight

I'm a motherfucking woman, baby, that's right

I'm just having fun with my ladies here tonight

I'm a motherfucker, yeah

Whoa whoa, whoa oh, whoa whoa

I'm a motherfucker, yeah

Whoa whoa, no, no, yeah

Whoa whoa, no, yeah

[Bridge]

Don't buy me a drink, I make my money

Don't touch my weave, don't call me "honey"

'Cause I wrote this shit, baby, I wrote this shit

Don't buy me a drink, I make my money

Don't touch my weave, don't call me "honey"

'Cause I run my shit, baby, I run my shit

Don't buy me a drink, I make my money

Don't touch my weave, don't call me "honey"

'Cause I wrote this shit, baby, yeah, I wrote this shit

Don't buy me a drink, I make my money

Don't touch my weave, don't call me "honey"

[Chorus]

And I'm a motherfucking woman, baby, alright

I don't need no man to be holding me too tight

I'm a motherfucking woman, baby, that's right

I'm just having fun with my ladies here tonight

I'm a motherfucker

Whoa whoa, whoa oh, whoa whoa

I'm a motherfucker, yeah

Whoa whoa, whoa whoa, whoa whoa, no

[Outro]

Thank you, thank you

That's fun (Yay Kesha)

Yay Kesha, go Kesha

Huh? Oh, thanks

I was like, what's up?

Yeah, I think we're good

Give it up for Eric

Eric, Eric, Eric, Eric

You guys coulda joined me on that, it's cool

It's like, we look out for each other around here

It's just so weird to be on a stage and you can just drink out of a thermos and there's people watching you

This is gonna end poorly, hold on

I'm sweating so much, and I wanna take my jacket off, but then you'll see how much I'm sweating

This jacket is not coming off, for anyone

Haha, what the fuck

Alright, I think we should get bad to, like, some sad

("Written In the Scars")

Oh no, we didn't work that out

We didn't even work it out (It's okay)

I'm sorry (Don't worry)

Next time, we're so close

I don't know what I'm playing

Okay, this song, um, this is a happy song

I wrote this, uh

My first boyfriend, I wrote a lot of songs about him

If you, if you, yeah

And uh, so I wrote this one, um, about one of the, one of the, you now, half dozen to six dozen times we broke up and got back together

I had flown like a thief in the night to Ohio

'Cause I was watching, like, Nicholas Sparks movies a lot

And I was like, "That's what love is

Love is like a Southwest Airline boarding group C because I bought it 20 minutes ago"

And so I went there and I got this burnt orange Suzuki hatchback

Didn't know they made cars

After driving it, they still don't really make cars

Sorry if anyone drives a Suzuki

Anyhow, I wrote this about that, this memory

And uh, it's very nostalgic

It's sort of bittersweet because I wrote it all past-tense

But it's called "Poetry"