Kitten Revolution

[Verse 1]

Cotton Mather would find you hard and joyless

Your family doctor would let you become paralyzed

After I crack open your head with the log lady's log

Take the bandana off your wrist and use to keep your brains from spilling out onto the asphalt

You'll see Caralee's skin there

[Chorus]

Mike Hadreas, don't get used to this

Your avenging angel's battle cry:

"Queers is pimps too!"

[Verse 2]

I don't know karate but I know ka-razor

And before the tulip fades you will look so dead zitted and surprised that the shadow has extended to your bashers grave

I just forgot what Jesus would do but I remembered to wrap my tiny hands around your mud boiled throat

[Chorus]

Monsieur Hadreas, don't say you are used to it

Your avenging angel's battle cry:

"Queers is pimps too!"

Be good, inarticulate, and kissed

"Queers is gimps too!"