Happy Families

Have you got Miss Fortune?

She's the daughter of rich parents, all she does is cry (Happy families)

One four-letter word is all she wants

But you can't buy love so there's no supply (Happy families)

Will you take young Master Charge?

The boy who's living well beyond his father's means (Happy families)

See his mother kill herself with work

To keep her dandy in the latest jeans (Happy families)

Happy families is a kid's game

Happy families is your main aim

It starts out with a dealing in the middle of the night

And ends up with a full house if you play your cards out right

Mum says Dad is cheating, you should see the grown-ups fight

For happy families

The game that's sure to please

Have you got young Master Race?

The bigot son who, like his dad is fueled with fear (Happy families)

Not so much a son more of a stormtrooper

To burn the books when Dad's not here (Happy families)

Happy families is a kid's game

Happy families is your main aim

You start out with your first cub and you think that life's a song

You'll end up with a wolfpack if you lay your cards out wrong

Dad says Mum is cheating, you can see the children long

For happy families

Happy families

The game that's sure to please

Have you got Miss Carriage?

She's the girl who wants a baby that she cannot find (Happy families)

Strange, the ones who want to win the race

Are usually the ones who fall behind