She's So Square

Awful plastic boots that come above her ankle

Dayglo mini skirts just like a pop art spangle

Digs Vanilla Fudge, buys lipstick by the pound

Gets that 'English' look resembles Kath McGowan

Have you seen her hair?

It's a style from heaven

Ah, she's nowhere

She thinks this is 1967?

She's so square

She's nowhere

She's so square

She's nowhere

Take her to a disco and Screaming Lord Sutch it

Everyone can look but nobody must touch

Have you seen her car? E type is the latest

How about the Yardbirds? Jeff Beck is the greatest

Have you seen her hair?

It's a style from heaven

Ah, she's nowhere

She thinks this is 1967

She's so square

She's nowhere

She's so square

She's nowhere

Take her to a disco and screaming, Lord Sutch it

Everyone must look but nobody must touch

Have you seen her car? E type is the latest

How about the Yardbirds? Jeff Beck is the greatest

Have you seen her hair?

It's a style from heaven

Ah, she's nowhere

She thinks this is 1967?

She's so square

She's nowhere

She's so square

She's nowhere