Saturday Cowboy Matinee

I wanna be a mountain
Above the Rio Grande
The punks at Mickey's Bagel Shop
They spiked the berry jam

If no one was the wiser
Those drugs would hold the key
A house in technicolor
Do not feel bad for me

But I can't fake my love
No, I can't fake my love
I can't fake my love
I can't fake my love

I don't like that, I love you, my mom
Let's go inside, we have another hour, here we go
Bobby, look up at the camera, say-
Look at that shot against-

I wanna be a mountain
Above the Rio Grande
Watched Vera Cruz on videotape (video)
Revolver in my hand

But I can't fake my love (if no one was the wiser)
No, I can't fake my love (that gun would hold the key)
I can't fake my love (a house in technicolor)
I can't fake my love (do not feel bad for me)