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Slayyyter is buying herself out of heartbreak with 'brand new chanel$'•

Remi Wolf has returned with buttless banger 'Twiggy'•

Keo have packed out a Manchester skatepark for their new 'Pistol' video•

Rachel Chinouriri has announced her second album 'I think I spoke too soon'•

Mercury Prize has revealed this year's 12 shortlisted albums•

Do Nothing question life on autopilot with their new single 'Act Natural'•

Robyn has released a new version of 'Talk To Me' with Zara Larsson•

Dua Lipa's London Literature Festival has revealed its full programme•

Down With Boring reports in from Dork's Latitude 2026 takeover•

NCT 127 have announced their seventh full-length album 'BLINGY'•

Nieve Ella has announced her debut album 'How Long Will It Take?'•

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Problem Patterns have dropped an assertive new single and video, 'TERFs Out'

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