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Dream Nails

Dream Nails

Panic Shack

Panic Shack

Sprints

Sprints

HotWax

HotWax

Grandmas House

Grandmas House

Lambrini Girls

Lambrini Girls

Big Special

Big Special

Gen and The Degenerates

Gen and The Degenerates

Cheap Perfume

Shelf Lives

Shelf Lives

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Blouse Clubland

Blouse Clubland

25th October 2024

Blouse Club

Blouse Club

27th October 2023

Boring Songs For Boring People

Boring Songs For Boring People

Lesbo 3000 // Poverty Tourist

Lesbo 3000 // Poverty Tourist

Good For You, Aren’t You Great?

Good For You, Aren’t You Great?

A Litany Of Failures: Volume III

A Litany Of Failures: Volume III

Never Erased

Never Erased

EPs

Boring Songs for Boring People - EP

Boring Songs for Boring People - EP

12th September 2025

Good for You, Aren't You Great? - EP

Good for You, Aren't You Great? - EP

19th July 2019

Singles

Classic Rock Has Become My Prison - Single

Classic Rock Has Become My Prison - Single

26th August 2025

I'm Fine and I'm Doing Great

I'm Fine and I'm Doing Great

24th June 2025

Sad Old Woman (feat. Matt Korvette) - Single

Sad Old Woman (feat. Matt Korvette) - Single

16th April 2025

Who Do We Not Remix

Who Do We Not Remix

13th November 2024

Bigger, Shoutier

Bigger, Shoutier

16th October 2024

I Think You Should Leave

I Think You Should Leave

26th June 2024

Lesbo 3000

Lesbo 3000

30th August 2023

Letter of Resignation

Letter of Resignation

7th June 2023

Who Do We Not Save

Who Do We Not Save

8th March 2023

Y.A.W

Y.A.W

16th March 2022

Christmas Number One

Christmas Number One

4th December 2020

Big Shouty

Big Shouty

24th April 2020

Good For You, Aren't You Great?

Good For You, Aren't You Great?

19th July 2019

Allegedly

Allegedly

10th December 2018

Tracks by Problem Patterns

39 tracks in our catalogue

A History of Bad Men Part IIBlouse Club

A History of Bad Men, Pt. III (feat. HEX HUE)Blouse Clubland

Advertising ServicesBlouse Club

Big ShoutyBlouse Club

Bigger, Shoutier (feat. Beauty Sleep)Blouse Clubland

A History of Bad Men Part IIBlouse Club
2:47
A History of Bad Men, Pt. III (feat. HEX HUE)Blouse Clubland
3:18
Advertising ServicesBlouse Club
2:45
Big ShoutyBlouse Club
1:26
Bigger, Shoutier (feat. Beauty Sleep)Blouse Clubland
3:08
Bone IdleBoring Songs for Boring People - EP
2:06
Boring Songs for Boring PeopleBoring Songs for Boring People - EP
2:24
Can't Fire Me I'm Raving (feat. METRAH)Blouse Clubland
5:38
Classic Rock Has Become My PrisonClassic Rock Has Become My Prison - Single
2:21
Classic Rock Has Become My PrisonBoring Songs for Boring People - EP
2:21

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TERFs Out

TERFs Out

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Big Shouty

Big Shouty

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Letter of Resignation

Letter of Resignation

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Bone IdleBoring Songs for Boring People - EP

2:06

Boring Songs for Boring PeopleBoring Songs for Boring People - EP

Can't Fire Me I'm Raving (feat. METRAH)Blouse Clubland

Classic Rock Has Become My PrisonClassic Rock Has Become My Prison - Single

Classic Rock Has Become My PrisonBoring Songs for Boring People - EP

Day and AgeGood for You, Aren't You Great? - EP

Domestic BlissBlouse Club

Domestic Blissed Out (feat. Smilo Smith)Blouse Clubland

Gal PalsGood for You, Aren't You Great? - EP

Hello You're Through To Beats Club (feat. Pink Pound)Blouse Clubland

I Think You Should Leave

I'm Fine and I'm Doing GreatBoring Songs for Boring People - EP

L***o 3000Blouse Club

L***o 3001 (feat. Alice Go)Blouse Clubland

Lesbo 3000Blouse Club

Letter of ResignationBlouse Club

Mediocre ManGood for You, Aren't You Great? - EP

Picture of HealthBlouse Club

Picture of Wealth (feat. Boy Jr.)Blouse Clubland

Pity BraBlouse Club

Pity, Bror (feat. uladh.)Blouse Clubland

Poverty TouristBlouse Club

Poverty Tourist Board (feat. distracto)Blouse Clubland

Sad Old Woman (feat. Matt Korvette)Sad Old Woman (feat. Matt Korvette) - Single

Sad Old Woman (feat. Matt Korvette)Boring Songs for Boring People - EP

Sell by DateGood for You, Aren't You Great? - EP

Song For FiBoring Songs for Boring People - EP

TERFs OutBlouse Club

TERFs Out (Intensified) [feat. Asparagus Montague]Blouse Clubland

Who Do We Not Remix (feat. Macy Rodman)Blouse Clubland

Who Do We Not SaveBlouse Club

Y.A.WBlouse Club

YAW(N)Blouse Clubland

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Mediocre Man

Mediocre Man

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Gal Pals

Gal Pals

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Day and Age

Day and Age

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Who Do We Not Save

Who Do We Not Save

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Sad Old Woman

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Sell by Date

Sell by Date

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Lesbo 3000

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Poverty Tourist

Poverty Tourist

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Classic Rock Has Become My Prison

Classic Rock Has Become My Prison

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Problem Patterns have dropped an assertive new single and video, 'TERFs Out'

Problem Patterns have dropped an assertive new single and video, 'TERFs Out'

The band's new album is out Friday, 27th October.

26 Oct 2023 • 8:00 am

Belfast punks Problem Patterns have announced their debut album

Belfast punks Problem Patterns have announced their debut album

'Blouse Club' is out on 27th October via Alcopop! Records.

30 Aug 2023 • 8:32 am

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