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Captain Everything! | Artist profile | Dork

Artists
Captain Everything!

CAPTAIN EVERYTHING!

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Also known asCaptain Everything

Members

Richard PhoenixLewis FroyJon WhitehouseBlake Davies

Music videos by Captain Everything!

Music videos

Captain Everything! — Captain Everything! ‎- It's Not Rocket Science. (Full)

Captain Everything! ‎- It's Not Rocket Science. (Full)

Captain Everything! — Captain Everything! - Have a Good'un Girl

Releases

Albums

Buena Vista Bingo Club

2006

It's Not Rocket Science.

2003

Learning To Play With...

2001

EPs

Bomb Song

2006

Tracks by Captain Everything!

48 tracks in our catalogue

...It's Not Rocket Science.

...A Bigger BoatBuena Vista Bingo Club

All My Clothes Are BrownLearning To Play With...

An Ode To 'Noia'Buena Vista Bingo Club

Bomb SongBomb Song

...It's Not Rocket Science.
0:31
...A Bigger BoatBuena Vista Bingo Club
1:38
All My Clothes Are BrownLearning To Play With...
2:34
An Ode To 'Noia'Buena Vista Bingo Club
2:42
Bomb SongBomb Song
Catch The PigeonLearning To Play With...
2:09
Chance Of A LunchtimeIt's Not Rocket Science.
2:04
Chuck Me InIt's Not Rocket Science.
2:15
Circa '95Buena Vista Bingo Club
2:36
Dear John ExamIt's Not Rocket Science.
2:04

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Captain Everything! - Have a Good'un Girl

Captain Everything! — Captain Everything! - Bomb Song

Captain Everything! - Bomb Song

Catch The PigeonLearning To Play With...

2:09

Chance Of A LunchtimeIt's Not Rocket Science.

Chuck Me InIt's Not Rocket Science.

Circa '95Buena Vista Bingo Club

Dear John ExamIt's Not Rocket Science.

Diary Of A SpenglerLearning To Play With...

Diary Of A SpenglerBomb Song

Drink 'Till I'm Sick PolkaIt's Not Rocket Science.

Have A Good'un GirlBuena Vista Bingo Club

He Am SpartacusBomb Song

HelenLearning To Play With...

Here With MeLearning To Play With...

Hey Lags! Nice Slacks!!Learning To Play With...

Holiday In CasablancaLearning To Play With...

I'd Rather Have A Full Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Full Frontal LobotomyIt's Not Rocket Science.

Kalimbah!It's Not Rocket Science.

Kerrong!Buena Vista Bingo Club

Love: Laugh! Learn?Buena Vista Bingo Club

M.I.L.FLearning To Play With...

My Girlfriend's Dad Runs A SweatshopLearning To Play With...

My Life As Alien Smithee:Buena Vista Bingo Club

Petrol FumesIt's Not Rocket Science.

Picture Of YouLearning To Play With...

Play FasterIt's Not Rocket Science.

Prince CharmingBuena Vista Bingo Club

Problem With NumbersIt's Not Rocket Science.

Rock Bless YouBuena Vista Bingo Club

Rocket Science?It's Not Rocket Science.

Running With ScissorsBuena Vista Bingo Club

Six Feet ForwardIt's Not Rocket Science.

The Bomb SongBuena Vista Bingo Club

The Cheesiest LineLearning To Play With...

The Cunningly Titled "Ska Song"Learning To Play With...

The One Minute Love SongLearning To Play With...

The Party's Next DoorIt's Not Rocket Science.

There Is No 'I' In SceneIt's Not Rocket Science.

Unlucky StrikeLearning To Play With...

Watford Pride!Learning To Play With...

We Are: Mardi Gras!Buena Vista Bingo Club

We Used To Be FriendsBuena Vista Bingo Club

What Do You Know?Learning To Play With...

Why Don't You?Buena Vista Bingo Club

You Vs BrainBuena Vista Bingo Club