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Just Popping in to Say Hi

Just Popping in to Say Hi

17th September 2021

Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth

2020

Wearing Beige on a Grey Day

Wearing Beige on a Grey Day

18th March 2019

Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.

2017

Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead

Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead

29th July 2016

Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid

Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid

25th September 2015

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Narcissist on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

Narcissist on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown

1st April 2012

James Is Going to Die Soon

James Is Going to Die Soon

1st September 2010

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20+ tracks in our catalogue

(Onion) Garden Fart (Onion)Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.

A Deer Mistaking Candles for HeadlightsDon't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead

A Fart At Night Resets The BalanceFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth

A Phony in a World of Holden CaulfieldsEgg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.

A Soreness So Familiar It Soon Becomes UnquestionedEgg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.

All of My Political and Spiritual Beliefs in Less Than a MinuteWearing Beige on a Grey Day

An Academics Lament on BarbieEgg on Face. Foot in Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.

An Academics Lament On BarbieEgg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.

Anti-capitalism Is A Great Marketing TechniqueEgg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.

Baby Self AbsorbedDon't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead

BloodWearing Beige on a Grey Day

BoosepFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth

ChainmailJust Popping in to Say Hi

Chomsky-HonkEgg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.

Colm HindsightEgg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.

Commodified Dissent as an Act of Resistance (Or the Many Disappointments of the Fictional Band of Hypocrites Known as Ultra Bono)Just Popping in to Say Hi

Cool Knife Bro (feat. Guard Petal)Just Popping in to Say Hi

CorduroyFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth

Cringey WincerFist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth

CrumpledbigskinJust Popping in to Say Hi

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A Deer Mistaking Candles for HeadlightsDon't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead
2:32
All of My Political and Spiritual Beliefs in Less Than a MinuteWearing Beige on a Grey Day
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An Academics Lament on BarbieEgg on Face. Foot in Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
3:40
Baby Self AbsorbedDon't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead
2:15
BloodWearing Beige on a Grey Day
2:20
ChainmailJust Popping in to Say Hi
2:36
Commodified Dissent as an Act of Resistance (Or the Many Disappointments of the Fictional Band of Hypocrites Known as Ultra Bono)Just Popping in to Say Hi
3:08
Cool Knife Bro (feat. Guard Petal)Just Popping in to Say Hi
3:56
CrumpledbigskinJust Popping in to Say Hi
3:52
(Onion) Garden Fart (Onion)Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
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