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105 tracks in our catalogue · Page 1 of 2 · Showing 1–100
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(Onion) Garden Fart (Onion)
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
1:02
A Deer Mistaking Candles for Headlights
Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead
2:32
A Fart At Night Resets The Balance
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
0:47
A Phony in a World of Holden Caulfields
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
1:26
A Soreness So Familiar It Soon Becomes Unquestioned
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
1:25
All of My Political and Spiritual Beliefs in Less Than a Minute
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
0:54
An Academics Lament On Barbie
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
3:40
Anti-capitalism Is A Great Marketing Technique
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
1:53
Baby Self Absorbed
Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead
2:15
Blood
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
2:20
Boosep
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
1:55
Chainmail
Just Popping in to Say Hi
2:36
Chomsky-Honk
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
1:04
Colm Hindsight
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
0:30
Commodified Dissent as an Act of Resistance (Or the Many Disappointments of the Fictional Band of Hypocrites Known as Ultra Bono)
Just Popping in to Say Hi
3:08
Cool Knife Bro (feat. Guard Petal)
Just Popping in to Say Hi
3:56
Corduroy
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
1:05
Cringey Wincer
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
3:36
Crumpledbigskin
Just Popping in to Say Hi
3:52
Crywank Are Posers
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
3:11
Deep Down I'm Really Kirk Van Houten
Narcissist on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
1:35
Deep Down I'm Really Mark Smith
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
5:16
Don't Forget To Like Share and Subscribe
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
0:38
Don’t Listen to This Song
Doubt
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
1:39
Doubt
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
1:39
Drippy Droopy Pigeonhole
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
2:02
Egg And Spoon
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
2:11
Ego Is A Phoenix
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
1:13
Everything Is Getting Very Snake 2
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
2:19
Flower In Hand
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
2:18
Forlorn Leghorn
Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead
3:23
Fuck You Dan
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
0:44
Fuck You James
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
3:10
Gb Eating Gb Whilst Listening to Gb
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
4:18
Gb Eating Gb Whilst Listening to Gb
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
4:16
Goku Is Cool
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
1:41
Hate
Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead
2:27
Hi Dan How R U Miss U
Just Popping in to Say Hi
2:15
Hikikomori
James Is Going to Die Soon
2:51
I Am a Familiar Creak in Your Floorboards
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
1:33
I Am a Rockstar Who Is Really Cool and Sexy
Just Popping in to Say Hi
3:44
I Am in Great Pain, Please Help Me
Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead
2:39
I Am Shit
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
2:09
I Light a Candle Where the Streetlight Points Up
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
0:36
I Think I’m Dying and I’m Doing Nothing About It
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
1:09
I’ll Have Some in a Bit
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
1:56
I’ll Have Some In A Bit
I'm a Cliché
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
1:36
If I Were You I'd Be Throwing Up
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
1:26
Imitating A Brief Projetion Of Gurdjieff
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
1:04
It Was a Swift Not a Swallow (I Never Listen)
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
4:11
It Was a Swift Not a Swallow (I Never Listen)
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
4:11
It's Ok I Wouldn't Remember Me Either
Narcissist on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
3:04
Jk
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
1:50
Jk
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
1:50
Just a Snail
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
1:16
Just A Worm
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
1:33
Leech Boy
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
4:03
Leech Boy
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
4:05
Life In The Chalk Basket
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
1:10
Life Is Life And That’s So Deep
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
1:31
Love
Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead
2:12
Memento Mori
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
2:49
Memento Mori
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
2:47
Memories Elephant
Just Popping in to Say Hi
1:04
Notches
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
3:20
Now I'm Sad (Boo Hoo)
Narcissist on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
2:50
On My Mind by Kylie V by Crywank
Just Popping in to Say Hi
3:20
One Hundred Million Years Ago a Hero Crossed the Land
Just Popping in to Say Hi
2:55
Only Everyone Can Judge Me
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
2:31
Only Everyone Can Judge Me
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
2:29
Part 2
Part 2: Electric Boogaloo
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
2:29
Part I: Bicker Man
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
4:07
Part I: On The Mill Floor
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
1:31
Poo
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
0:29
Pope Alexander
James Is Going to Die Soon
1:51
Pr8y Boi
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
1:40
Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
Roll-on Deoderant
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
1:55
Song for a Guilty Sadist
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
2:21
Song for a Guilty Sadist
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
2:23
Story of the Lizard and the Sock
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
1:54
The Best
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
2:25
The Poured Boy of Kutná Hora
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
3:29
The Yolk That Fell Out
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
1:24
Thinking About a Potentially Awkward Interaction with an Old Friend
Just Popping in to Say Hi
2:44
Thinking About a Potentially Awkward Interaction with an Old Friend (feat. COMMUTED)
Just Popping in to Say Hi
2:44
Thomas Saunders Gang Chant
James Is Going to Die Soon
2:39
Thoughts on Self-Described DIY Bands Engaging With A Profit-Based Print Media
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
1:42
Time Away From Nosferatu
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
1:03
Tin Foil Hat Crew At The Student House Party
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
2:13
Trying to Pass off Playing Merge Games as a Form of Meditation
Just Popping in to Say Hi
3:50
Unassimilated Normie
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
2:18
Ungrateful Son
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth
0:57
Waste
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
1:10
Weed
Welcome to Castle Irwell
James Is Going to Die Soon
2:14
When You Eat Yourself, First Start With Your Head Up Your Arse
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling.
2:29
All albums
Just Popping in to Say Hi (2021)
Fist Me 'Til Your Hand Comes Out My Mouth (2020)
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day (2019)
Egg On Face. Foot In Mouth. Wriggling Wriggling Wriggling. (2017)
Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead (2016)
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid (2015)
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid (2015)
Narcissist on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown (2012)
James Is Going to Die Soon (2010)
A Deer Mistaking Candles for Headlights
Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead
2:32
All of My Political and Spiritual Beliefs in Less Than a Minute
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
0:54
Baby Self Absorbed
Don't Piss on Me, I'm Already Dead
2:15
Blood
Wearing Beige on a Grey Day
2:20
Chainmail
Just Popping in to Say Hi
2:36
Commodified Dissent as an Act of Resistance (Or the Many Disappointments of the Fictional Band of Hypocrites Known as Ultra Bono)
Just Popping in to Say Hi
3:08
Cool Knife Bro (feat. Guard Petal)
Just Popping in to Say Hi
3:56
Crumpledbigskin
Just Popping in to Say Hi
3:52
Crywank Are Posers
Tomorrow Is Nearly Yesterday and Everyday Is Stupid
3:11
Deep Down I'm Really Kirk Van Houten
Narcissist on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
1:35
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