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Dirty Dike

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Jam Baxter

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The Four Owls

The Four Owls

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Fliptrix

Jehst

Jehst

Leaf Dog

Leaf Dog

BVA

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Dead Players

The Mouse Outfit

The Mouse Outfit

Music videos by Dirty Dike

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Dirty Dike — Dirty Dike - Almost Dead

Dirty Dike - Almost Dead

Dirty Dike — Dirty Dike - There He Goes (That Look In His Eye) (NEW EXCLUSIVE)

Releases

Albums

Sucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

2015

Constant Dikestar

2011

EPs

Dikestar E.P

2025

The Sloshpot EP

2013

Singles

Return of the T**t - Single

Return of the T**t - Single

Other

Acrylic Snail

Acrylic Snail

14th December 2018

Return of the T**t

Return of the T**t

13th May 2013

Tracks by Dirty Dike

50+ tracks in our catalogue

Alcoholic TosserSucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

All Things ConsideredThe Sloshpot EP

All Things Considered (Instrumental)The Sloshpot EP

Average Wank FamConstant Dikestar

ConsequencesThe Sloshpot EP

Hustle TustleDikestar E.P
I Ain't Got a Clue
Isleham Swamp
Jackin' MuthafuckasDikestar E.P
Kill Em'Dikestar E.P
Orgy Of ViolenceDikestar E.P
Return of the T**tReturn of the T**t - Single
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Return of the T**t (Instrumental)Return of the T**t - Single
4:21
Return Of The TwatReturn of the T**t
Rex 01Acrylic Snail

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Return Of The Twat

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Whoops

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Rex 01

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Dirty Dike — Dirty Dike - From The Future

Dirty Dike - From The Future

Dirty Dike — Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar [Full Album]

Dirty Dike - Constant Dikestar [Full Album]

Dirty Dike — Whoops (feat. Jam Baxter, Rag'n'Bone Man)

Whoops (feat. Jam Baxter, Rag'n'Bone Man)

Dirty Dike — Ouch (feat. Jman, Lee Scott, Ronnie Bosh)

Ouch (feat. Jman, Lee Scott, Ronnie Bosh)

Dirty Dike — Dirty Dike - Yeah I Act Like A Freak.flv

Dirty Dike - Yeah I Act Like A Freak.flv

Dirty Dike — Dirty Dike - Never Seen A Reason.flv

Dirty Dike - Never Seen A Reason.flv

Consequences (Instrumental)The Sloshpot EP

Crystal CindySucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

FeastSucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

From The FutureConstant Dikestar

Fuckpig SloshpotsThe Sloshpot EP

Fuckpig Sloshpots (Instrumental)The Sloshpot EP

Full Colour DreamsConstant Dikestar

Great AttemptSucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

Hi I'm JamesConstant Dikestar

Hold My HandsSucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

Hustle TustleDikestar E.P

I Ain't Got a ClueSucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

I Ain't Got a Clue

InabitConstant Dikestar

Isleham SwampSucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

Jackin' MuthafuckasDikestar E.P

Kill Em'Dikestar E.P

Ladies An GentlemenConstant Dikestar

Little Mr.Grin And BareConstant Dikestar

Mallory & JosephineSucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

Me & YouSucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

Morph Into Any ShapeConstant Dikestar

Never Seen A ReasonConstant Dikestar

Orgy Of ViolenceDikestar E.P

Paper TigersSucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

Plenty More Piss In The ToiletThe Sloshpot EP

Plenty More Piss In The Toilet (Instrumental)The Sloshpot EP

Pork PieConstant Dikestar

Posse Gang Eight MillionSucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

PrawnsSucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

Rant (Bonus Track)The Sloshpot EP

Return of the T**tReturn of the T**t - Single

Return of the T**t (Instrumental)Return of the T**t - Single

Return Of The TwatReturn of the T**t

Rex 01Acrylic Snail

TakeoverSucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

TeethThe Sloshpot EP

Teeth (Instrumental)The Sloshpot EP

The AgitatedConstant Dikestar

The Lamb Shank IntermissionSucking On Prawns In The Moonlight

What D'you ExpectConstant Dikestar

Where Is Scissor TongueConstant Dikestar

WhoopsAcrylic Snail

Yeah I Act Like A FreakConstant Dikestar

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Isleham Swamp

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I Ain't Got a Clue

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