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Also known asGardy LooGardy-Loo!

Members

Ben Meyer

Richard Bateman

Andy Adcock

Craig Huffman

Rob Throckmorton

Jake Crash

Eldon Hoke

Dave Silverstein (2)

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Albums

Turdman's Revenge

2001

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1993

Tracks by Gardy Loo!

20+ tracks in our catalogue

A Nice GirlStool Sample

BeerStool Sample

Brown NoseStool Sample

Cellulite JunkiesStool Sample

ClitectomyTurdman's Revenge

Death By Soda MachineTurdman's Revenge

First Shit In The MorningTurdman's Revenge

Gardy Loo!Turdman's Revenge

GibsontonTurdman's Revenge

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JohnnyStool Sample

Land Of LiesTurdman's Revenge

My Big Blue CarStool Sample

PotTurdman's Revenge

Sausage PartyTurdman's Revenge

Senior Citizen SodomyTurdman's Revenge

Serial KillerTurdman's Revenge

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Squeal Like A PigTurdman's Revenge

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