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Gardy Loo! – If (1993) | Track profile | Dork

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Gardy Loo!
Stool Sample
If

TRACK

If

Release date: 1993

From Stool SampleTrack 73:39

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"If" is a track by Gardy Loo!, from the album Stool Sample, released 1993. The track is 3:39 long.

Track details

From Stool Sample

3:391993

Album

Track number

7

Release year

1993

1Yankee Doodle
0:29
2Wake Up And Smell The Coffee
4:56
3Brown Nose
2:01
4Cellulite Junkies
4:15
5Serial Killer
5:28
6A Nice Girl
3:51
7If
3:39
8Virgin
2:26
1The Fart Song
6:49
2Johnny
2:56
3Whores, Sluts, Lesbians
4:08
4Beer
3:48
5My Big Blue Car
4:10
6Turd
2:14
7Go Home
1:01

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Brown NoseStool Sample

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Serial KillerStool Sample

A Nice GirlStool Sample

VirginStool Sample

The Fart SongStool Sample

JohnnyStool Sample

Whores, Sluts, LesbiansStool Sample

BeerStool Sample

My Big Blue CarStool Sample

TurdStool Sample

Go HomeStool Sample

A Nice GirlStool Sample
3:51
BeerStool Sample
3:48
Brown NoseStool Sample
2:01
Cellulite JunkiesStool Sample
4:15
ClitectomyTurdman's Revenge
Death By Soda MachineTurdman's Revenge
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1:01

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Credits

Production & Engineering

Lyricist: Richard Bateman
Composer: Richard Bateman