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Half Man Half Biscuit

HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT

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Also known asH.M.H.BH.M.H.B.HMHB

Members

Ian JacksonCarl Henry (2)Paul Wright (6)Ken HancockNeil CrossleyNigel BlackwellSimon BlackwellDavid Lloyd (2)Carl Alty

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Releases

Albums

All Asimov and No Fresh Air

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2025

The Voltarol Years

The Voltarol Years

2022

No-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

2018

Urge For Offal

2014

90 Bisodol (Crimond)

2011

Cammell Laird Social Club

2002

Trouble Over Bridgwater

2000

Four Lads Who Shook The Wirral

1998

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1997

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1995

This Leaden Pall

1993

McIntyre, Treadmore And Davitt

1991

EPs

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2003

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2001

Eno Collaboration EP

1996

Singles

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Csi: Ambleside

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2008

Achtung Bono

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2005

ACD

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Back in the D.H.S.S.

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Tracks by Half Man Half Biscuit

50+ tracks in our catalogue

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99% of Gargoyles Look Like Bob ToddBack in the D.H.S.S.
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All I Want For Chrismas Is A Dukla Prague Away KitBack In The D.H.S.S. / The Trumpton Riots E.P
3:11
Birmos in the CowshedAll Asimov and No Fresh Air
3:00
Dickie Davies Eyes
Don't Get Me Wrong YvonneAll Asimov and No Fresh Air
3:38
Evening of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)Csi: Ambleside
3:26
Every Time a Bell RingsNo One Cares About Your Creative Hub so Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut
5:06
Falmouth ElectricsAll Asimov and No Fresh Air
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Alehouse Futsal

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Half Man Half Biscuit - Whit Week Malarkey

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Half Man Half Biscuit — Half Man Half Biscuit - Children of Apocalyptic Techstep [Official Audio]

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A Country PracticeFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral

A Lilac Harry QuinnMcIntyre, Treadmore And Davitt

A Shropshire LadVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road

Adam Boyle Has Cast Lad Rock AsideUrge For Offal

Alehouse Futsal

Alehouse FutsalNo-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

All I Want For Chrismas Is A Dukla Prague Away KitBack In The D.H.S.S. / The Trumpton Riots E.P

Asparagus Next LeftAchtung Bono

Awkward SeanThe Voltarol Years

Bad ReviewVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road

Baguette Dilemma For The Booker Prize GuyUrge For Offal

Ballad Of Climie FisherTrouble Over Bridgwater

Beneath This Broken HeadstoneThe Voltarol Years

Big Man up FrontThe Voltarol Years

Birmos in the CowshedAll Asimov and No Fresh Air

Bladderwrack AllowanceNo-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

Blood On The QuadSaucy Haulage Ballads

Bob Wilson - AnchormanEditor's Recommendation

Bogus OfficialAchtung Bono

Bottleneck At Capel CurigTrouble Over Bridgwater

Breaking NewsCammell Laird Social Club

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C.A.M.R.A. ManEno Collaboration EP

Children Of Apocalyptic TechstepFour Lads Who Shook The Wirral

Christian Rock ConcertMcIntyre, Treadmore And Davitt

Corgi Registered FriendsAchtung Bono

Dead Men Don't Need Season TicketsVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road

Deep House Victims Minibus AppealVoyage To The Bottom Of The Road

Depressed Beyond TabletsAchtung Bono

Descent Of The Stiperstones90 Bisodol (Crimond)

Dickie Davies Eyes

Don't Get Me Wrong YvonneAll Asimov and No Fresh Air

DoreenThis Leaden Pall

Emergency LocksmithNo-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

Emerging From GorseTrouble Over Bridgwater

Eno CollaborationEno Collaboration EP

Eno Collaboration (remix)Voyage To The Bottom Of The Road

Even Men With Steel HeartsSome Call It Godcore

Evening of Swing (Has Been Cancelled)Csi: Ambleside

Every Time a Bell RingsNo One Cares About Your Creative Hub so Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

Every Time A Bell RingsNo-one Cares About Your Creative Hub So Get Your Fuckin' Hedge Cut

Everything's A.O.R.McIntyre, Treadmore And Davitt

Excavating Rita90 Bisodol (Crimond)

FaithliftSome Call It Godcore

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Let's Not

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Dickie Davies Eyes

Dickie Davies Eyes

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Half Man Half Biscuit Tour Dates

OCT

23

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O2 Academy Oxford

Oxford