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Also known asH. OnsHard OnsHard-OnesHard-Ons!Les Hard-Ons!The Hard OnsThe Hard-OnsThe Hard-Ons!핟언즈

Members

Peter KosticTim Rogers (2)Ray AhnKeish De SilvaPeter Black (4)Murray RuseJay Younie

Music videos by Hard-Ons

Music videos

Hard-Ons — The Hard Ons - I got a cause

The Hard Ons - I got a cause

Hard-Ons — hard ons - but officer i was doing my job

Releases

Albums

I Like You a Lot Getting Older

I Like You a Lot Getting Older

2024

Ripper '23 - 12 Original Hits

2023

I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken

2021

So I Could Have Them Destroyed

2019

Peel Me Like A Egg

2014

Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die

2010

Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music

2009

Most People Are Nicer Than Us

2007

Most People Are A Waste Of Time

2006

Very Exciting!

2003

This Terrible Place

2000

Your Choice Live Series

1995

Too Far Gone

1993

Dateless Dudes' Club

1992

Yummy!

1990

EPs

Test

1994

Where The Wild Things Are

1992

Singles

Love Is a Battlefield of Wounded Hearts

Love Is a Battlefield of Wounded Hearts

1989

Dick Cheese

Dick Cheese

Suck And Swallow : 25 Years 25 Songs

Suck And Swallow : 25 Years 25 Songs

Tracks by Hard-Ons

50+ tracks in our catalogue

(Every Time I Hear) Techno (I Pray For Death)Very Exciting!

(Unreleased)Your Choice Live Series

1st Element Is Sweat AKA SG's At DawnAlfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die

5 LampsWhere The Wild Things Are

A Whole Lotta ToothSo I Could Have Them Destroyed

Ain't Gonna Let You Go

All Set to Go
American Exports
Because You're MineI Like You a Lot Getting Older
2:21
Buzz Buzz BuzzI Like You a Lot Getting Older
2:14
Circle Up Above / Ambition
(Every Time I Hear) Techno (I Pray For Death)Very Exciting!
2:34
(Unreleased)Your Choice Live Series
1st Element Is Sweat AKA SG's At DawnAlfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die
5 LampsWhere The Wild Things Are
A Whole Lotta ToothSo I Could Have Them Destroyed

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Lyrics

Hard-Ons Lyrics

Don't Wanna See You Cry

Don't Wanna See You Cry

Lyrics

You Won't Shut Up

Lyrics

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hard ons - but officer i was doing my job

Hard-Ons — Hard Ons - Cat's got your tongue

Hard Ons - Cat's got your tongue

Hard-Ons — The Hard Ons - Does that come in size aquaman

The Hard Ons - Does that come in size aquaman

Hard-Ons — Preservation Of A Wildcat

Preservation Of A Wildcat

Hard-Ons — Hard-ons - She's a Dish (HQ audio)

Hard-ons - She's a Dish (HQ audio)

Hard-Ons — Hard-Ons - Too Far Gone (1993)

Hard-Ons - Too Far Gone (1993)

Hard-Ons — Birthday- The Hard-Ons

Birthday- The Hard-Ons

Yummy!

Ain't Got No Guardian AngelPeel Me Like A Egg

All Set To GoEat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music

Always Hang AroundEat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music

American Exports

Apartment For TwoRipper '23 - 12 Original Hits

Atomic HandshakeAlfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die

AuntieEat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music

AuntyAlfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die

Back Pack SweatI'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken

Bad Bad Temper To MatchSo I Could Have Them Destroyed

BakaVery Exciting!

Because You're MineI Like You a Lot Getting Older

Been Had Be4Your Choice Live Series

Being Broke Is FuckedMost People Are Nicer Than Us

Better By The HourSo I Could Have Them Destroyed

BirthdayThis Terrible Place

Bottom FeedersMost People Are Nicer Than Us

Breakfast CaramelVery Exciting!

Bubble BathMost People Are A Waste Of Time

Burn EverythingAlfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die

Burn In HellTest

Burning Up On Re-EntryPeel Me Like A Egg

But Officer I Was Just Doing My JobMost People Are A Waste Of Time

Buzz Buzz BuzzI Like You a Lot Getting Older

Caravan ManVery Exciting!

CarphoneYour Choice Live Series

CarphoneToo Far Gone

Carrot TopEat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music

Carrot TopMost People Are Nicer Than Us

Cat ScanToo Far Gone

Cat's Got Your TongueVery Exciting!

ChargerThis Terrible Place

Chopping BlockRipper '23 - 12 Original Hits

CigarettesAlfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die

Circle Up Above / Ambition

City SideDateless Dudes' Club

Close To The GroundPeel Me Like A Egg

Clumsy Little Oaf I AmPeel Me Like A Egg

CockroachMost People Are A Waste Of Time

CockroachEat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music

Cool Hand LukeYummy!

CrackMost People Are A Waste Of Time

Crazy Crazy EyesToo Far Gone

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