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Also known asH. OnsHard OnsHard-OnesHard-Ons!Les Hard-Ons!

The Hard Ons

The Hard-Ons

The Hard-Ons!

핟언즈

Members

Peter KosticTim Rogers (2)Ray AhnKeish De SilvaPeter Black (4)Murray RuseJay Younie

Releases

Albums

I Like You a Lot Getting Older

I Like You a Lot Getting Older

2024

Ripper '23 - 12 Original Hits

2023

So I Could Have Them Destroyed

2019

Peel Me Like A Egg

2014

Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die

2010

Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music

2009

Most People Are Nicer Than Us

2007

Most People Are A Waste Of Time

2006

EPs

Test

1994

Where The Wild Things Are

1992

Singles

Love Is a Battlefield of Wounded Hearts

Love Is a Battlefield of Wounded Hearts

1989

Dick Cheese

Dick Cheese

Suck And Swallow : 25 Years 25 Songs

Suck And Swallow : 25 Years 25 Songs

Tracks by Hard-Ons

20+ tracks in our catalogue

(Every Time I Hear) Techno (I Pray For Death)Very Exciting!

(Unreleased)Your Choice Live Series

1st Element Is Sweat AKA SG's At DawnAlfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die

5 LampsWhere The Wild Things Are

A Whole Lotta ToothSo I Could Have Them Destroyed

Ain't Gonna Let You GoYummy!

Ain't Got No Guardian AngelPeel Me Like A Egg

All Set To GoEat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music

All Set To GoSuck And Swallow : 25 Years 25 Songs

Always Hang AroundEat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music

American Exports

Apartment For TwoRipper '23 - 12 Original Hits

Atomic HandshakeAlfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die

AuntieEat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music

AuntyAlfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die

Back Pack SweatI'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken

Bad Bad Temper To MatchSo I Could Have Them Destroyed

BakaVery Exciting!

Because You're MineI Like You a Lot Getting Older

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All Set to Go
All Set To GoSuck And Swallow : 25 Years 25 Songs
2:38
American Exports
Apartment For TwoRipper '23 - 12 Original Hits
Because You're MineI Like You a Lot Getting Older
2:21
(Every Time I Hear) Techno (I Pray For Death)Very Exciting!
2:34
(Unreleased)Your Choice Live Series
1st Element Is Sweat AKA SG's At DawnAlfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die
5 LampsWhere The Wild Things Are
A Whole Lotta ToothSo I Could Have Them Destroyed

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Lyrics

Hard-Ons Lyrics

Doesn't Look Like Me At All

Doesn't Look Like Me At All

Lyrics

Don't Wanna See You Cry

Don't Wanna See You Cry

Lyrics

Buzz Buzz Buzz

Buzz Buzz Buzz

Lyrics

You Won't Shut Up

Lyrics

She's a Dish

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Music videos by Hard-Ons

Music videos

Hard-Ons — The Hard Ons - I got a cause

The Hard Ons - I got a cause

Hard-Ons — hard ons - but officer i was doing my job

hard ons - but officer i was doing my job

Hard-Ons — Hard Ons - Cat's got your tongue

Hard Ons - Cat's got your tongue

Hard-Ons — Hard-Ons - Think About You Everyday

Hard-Ons - Think About You Everyday