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(Every Time I Hear) Techno (I Pray For Death)
Very Exciting!
2:34
(Unreleased)
Your Choice Live Series
1st Element Is Sweat AKA SG's At Dawn
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die
5 Lamps
Where The Wild Things Are
A Whole Lotta Tooth
So I Could Have Them Destroyed
Ain't Gonna Let You Go
Yummy!
Ain't Got No Guardian Angel
Peel Me Like A Egg
All Set to Go
All Set To Go
Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music
Always Hang Around
Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music
American Exports
Apartment For Two
Ripper '23 - 12 Original Hits
Atomic Handshake
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die
Auntie
Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music
Aunty
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die
Back Pack Sweat
I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken
Bad Bad Temper To Match
So I Could Have Them Destroyed
Baka
Very Exciting!
5:15
Because You're Mine
I Like You a Lot Getting Older
2:21
Been Had Be4
Your Choice Live Series
Being Broke Is Fucked
Most People Are Nicer Than Us
Better By The Hour
So I Could Have Them Destroyed
Birthday
This Terrible Place
Bottom Feeders
Most People Are Nicer Than Us
Breakfast Caramel
Very Exciting!
4:54
Bubble Bath
Most People Are A Waste Of Time
Burn Everything
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die
Burn In Hell
Test
Burning Up On Re-Entry
Peel Me Like A Egg
But Officer I Was Just Doing My Job
Most People Are A Waste Of Time
Buzz Buzz Buzz
I Like You a Lot Getting Older
2:14
Caravan Man
Very Exciting!
2:02
Carphone
Your Choice Live Series
Carphone
Too Far Gone
Carrot Top
Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music
Carrot Top
Most People Are Nicer Than Us
Cat Scan
Too Far Gone
Cat's Got Your Tongue
Very Exciting!
3:06
Charger
This Terrible Place
Chopping Block
Ripper '23 - 12 Original Hits
Cigarettes
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die
Circle Up Above / Ambition
City Side
Dateless Dudes' Club
Close To The Ground
Peel Me Like A Egg
Clumsy Little Oaf I Am
Peel Me Like A Egg
Cockroach
Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music
Cockroach
Most People Are A Waste Of Time
Cool Hand Luke
Yummy!
Crack
Most People Are A Waste Of Time
Crazy Crazy Eyes
Too Far Gone
Crazy Eyes
Your Choice Live Series
Crazy, Crazy Eyes
Damp
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die
Dance Parties = Dickhead Fest.
Most People Are Nicer Than Us
Darth Vader Pretends
Peel Me Like A Egg
Dim The Lights
This Terrible Place
Do The Bunk
So I Could Have Them Destroyed
Does That Come In Size Aquaman?
Most People Are Nicer Than Us
Doesn't Look Like Me At All
I Like You a Lot Getting Older
1:04
Don't Fear The Reeperbahn
Most People Are Nicer Than Us
Don’t Fear The Reeperbahn
Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music
Don't Wanna See You Cry
Love Is a Battlefield of Wounded Hearts
2:24
Don’t Wanna See You Cry
Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music
Dull
Yummy!
Electric Flowers
Where The Wild Things Are
Everyone Seems To Be Out To Get You
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die
Face The Day
Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music
Fade Away
Yummy!
Fallen Star
Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music
Fallen Star
This Terrible Place
Farmer Wants A Root
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die
Feast On Flesh
Yummy!
Feisty
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die
Finders Fee
I Like You a Lot Getting Older
5:15
First Cut Is The Weakest
This Terrible Place
Float
So I Could Have Them Destroyed
Frequencies
I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken
Fucked Up Party
I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken
Getting Older
I Like You a Lot Getting Older
3:19
Girl In The Sweater
Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music
Girl In The Sweater
Suck And Swallow : 25 Years 25 Songs
2:45
Give Me Arse A Haircut
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die
Goin' It Alone
Ripper '23 - 12 Original Hits
Grandiose
Ripper '23 - 12 Original Hits
Happy
Your Choice Live Series
Happy Accidents
I Like You a Lot Getting Older
2:42
Happy Birthday To Us
Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music
Harder And Harder
So I Could Have Them Destroyed
Hate So Hard
Dateless Dudes' Club
Hate So Hard
Your Choice Live Series
Held Out My Hand And Caught The Drops
Peel Me Like A Egg
Her Smile Is A Wish I Can't Obtain
Most People Are A Waste Of Time
Hero To Hero
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die
Hold Tight
I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken
Home Sweet Home
I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken
Humiliated / Humiliator
I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken
I Do
Your Choice Live Series
I Do I Do I Do
Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music
I Do I Do I Do
Too Far Gone
I Got A Cause
Most People Are Nicer Than Us
All albums
I Like You a Lot Getting Older (2024)
Ripper '23 - 12 Original Hits (2023)
I'm Sorry Sir, That Riff's Been Taken (2021)
So I Could Have Them Destroyed (2019)
Peel Me Like A Egg (2014)
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform Or Die (2010)
Eat Shit, Listen To Horrible Music (2009)
Most People Are Nicer Than Us (2007)
Most People Are A Waste Of Time (2006)
Very Exciting! (2003)
This Terrible Place (2000)
Your Choice Live Series (1995)
Test (1994)
Too Far Gone (1993)
Where The Wild Things Are (1992)
Dateless Dudes' Club (1992)
Yummy! (1990)
Love Is a Battlefield of Wounded Hearts (1989)
Suck And Swallow : 25 Years 25 Songs
All Set to Go
American Exports
Because You're Mine
I Like You a Lot Getting Older
2:21
Buzz Buzz Buzz
I Like You a Lot Getting Older
2:14
Circle Up Above / Ambition
Crazy, Crazy Eyes
Doesn't Look Like Me At All
I Like You a Lot Getting Older
1:04
Don't Wanna See You Cry
Love Is a Battlefield of Wounded Hearts
2:24
Finders Fee
I Like You a Lot Getting Older
5:15
Getting Older
I Like You a Lot Getting Older
3:19
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