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John Collins (3)David CarswellStephen HammNardwuar The Human ServietteScott LivingstoneShawn Mrazek

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Releases

Albums

Gassy Jack And Other Tales

2007

Ripple Rock

2004

I Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

1998

United Empire Loyalists

1996

EPs

I'm Going To France!

1993

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Tracks by The Evaporators

50+ tracks in our catalogue

-United Empire Loyalists

(I Gotta Disease) I'm Addicted To CheeseRipple Rock

(I've Got) Icicles On My TesticlesRipple Rock

Are You Mad At Me?Ripple Rock

Aside From This, Is There Anything Else?I Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

Aside From This, Is There Anything Else?I Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

AssesUnited Empire Loyalists

Baby Send For MeUnited Empire Loyalists

Baby Send For MeUnited Empire Loyalists

Baby You Got MeUnited Empire Loyalists

Baby You Got MeUnited Empire Loyalists

Barney Rubble Is My DoubleRipple Rock

BrainwashedUnited Empire Loyalists

BrainwashedUnited Empire Loyalists

Busy BodyUnited Empire Loyalists

Busy BodyUnited Empire Loyalists

Cardboard BrainsRipple Rock

Cedar Hill Fight SongI Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

Cedar Hill Fight SongI Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

Crispy Space BaconGassy Jack And Other Tales

Dan Quayle Vs. NardwuarUnited Empire Loyalists

Dan Quayle Vs. NardwuarUnited Empire Loyalists

Desolation SoundGassy Jack And Other Tales

Do The EggbeaterGassy Jack And Other Tales

E.J. HughesGassy Jack And Other Tales

Emergency ProceduresI Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

Emergency ProceduresI Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

Evatone Sound SheetsGassy Jack And Other Tales

Float PlaneGassy Jack And Other Tales

Gassy JackGassy Jack And Other Tales

Gerda MunsingerRipple Rock

Get Off The TreadmillRipple Rock

Half-Empty HallsRipple Rock

Hit It!I Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

Hit It!I Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

HockeyI Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

HockeyI Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

Hump Duh DogI Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

Hump Duh DogI Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

I Don't Need My Friends To Tell Me Who My Friends AreRipple Rock

I Feel Like A Fat Frustrated FuckRipple Rock

I Gotta RashI Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

I Gotta RashI Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

I Quit SchoolRipple Rock

I Say That On Purpose To Bug YouRipple Rock

I'm Going To FranceUnited Empire Loyalists

I'm Going To FranceUnited Empire Loyalists

I'm Going To FranceI'm Going To France!

I'm Your BuddyI Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

I'm Your BuddyI Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada

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-United Empire Loyalists
(I Gotta Disease) I'm Addicted To CheeseRipple Rock
1:59
(I've Got) Icicles On My TesticlesRipple Rock
2:40
Are You Mad At Me?Ripple Rock
1:06
Aside From This, Is There Anything Else?I Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada
2:01
Aside From This, Is There Anything Else?I Gotta Rash / We Are Thee "Goblins" From Canada
2:01
AssesUnited Empire Loyalists
1:23
Baby Send For MeUnited Empire Loyalists
2:05
Baby Send For MeUnited Empire Loyalists
2:05
Baby You Got MeUnited Empire Loyalists
1:19

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Music videos by The Evaporators

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The Evaporators — The Evaporators - Eat To Win

The Evaporators - Eat To Win

The Evaporators — The Evaporators - United Empire Loyalists (Full Album)

The Evaporators - United Empire Loyalists (Full Album)

The Evaporators — Evaporators I'm Going to France/Hot Dog High +1 FUNHOUSE Seattle WA September 2012

Evaporators I'm Going to France/Hot Dog High +1 FUNHOUSE Seattle WA September 2012

The Evaporators — The Evaporators- I've Gotta Rash

The Evaporators- I've Gotta Rash