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The Longest Johns

THE LONGEST JOHNS

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Hans Zimmer

Hans Zimmer

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Simon & Garfunkel

Simon & Garfunkel

Paul Simon

Paul Simon

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Singles

Written in Salt

Written in Salt

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Voyage

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Caught in the Net

Caught in the Net

Tracks by The Longest Johns

28 tracks in our catalogue

(See You All) When Lockdown Ends

All For Me Grog

Damn the Amsterdam

Diggy Diggy Hole (Community Version)

Diggy Diggy Hole 2: Coming Home

Drunken SailorWritten in Salt

(See You All) When Lockdown Ends
All For Me Grog
Big Iron
Damn the Amsterdam
Diggy Diggy Hole (Community Version)
Diggy Diggy Hole 2: Coming Home
Drunken Sailor
Drunken SailorWritten in Salt
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Fairytale of New York
Gloucestershire Wassail

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Proud Mary

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Hoist the Colours

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The Sound of Silence

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Fairytale of New York

Gloucestershire Wassail

Hard Times Come Again No More (Sugar Free Mix)

Hoist the ColoursCaught in the Net

It's Hard To Be A Shantyman (On Christmas)

Leave Her Johnny

Mining for Gold/Chemical Workers Song

Oak & Ash & ThornCures What Ails Ya

Proud MaryVoyage

Star of the County Down

The Mary Ellen Carter

The Sound of SilenceCaught in the Net

Unison in Harmony

WellermanBetween Wind and Water

Scrooge

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The Mary Ellen Carter

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Leave Her Johnny

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Shawneetown

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Gloucestershire Wassail

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Big Iron

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Diggy Diggy Hole (Community Version)

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All For Me Grog

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Tilbury Town

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The Longest Johns Tour Dates

MAY

13

Wed

Saint Luke's

Glasgow

MAY

15

Fri

Boiler Shop

Newcastle upon Tyne

MAY

16

Sat

Manchester Academy 2

Manchester

MAY

17

Sun

Leeds Irish Centre

Leeds

MAY

19

Tue

O2 Academy Oxford

Oxford

MAY

20

Wed

The Globe

Cardiff

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