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WHITMER THOMAS

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Songs from The Golden One

2020

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The Older I Get the Funnier I Was

The Older I Get the Funnier I Was

21st October 2022

Tracks by Whitmer Thomas

24 tracks in our catalogue

Big Baby Christmas

Big TruckThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was

Brother Is BiggerSongs from The Golden One

BushwhackedThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was

Cooler When I'm SickThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was

Big Baby
Big Baby Christmas
Big TruckThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was
Boardshorts
BushwhackedThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was
Cooler When I'm SickThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was
Everything That Feels Good Is BadThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was
Most LikelyThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was
Navel GazeyThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was
PinwheelThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was

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Rigamarole

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Cooler When I'm Sick

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Pinwheel

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Dancing with My DadSongs from The Golden One

Dumb in LoveSongs from The Golden One

Eat You OutSongs from The Golden One

Everything That Feels Good Is BadThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was

He’s HotSongs from The Golden One

Hopes and DreamsSongs from The Golden One

Hurts to Be AliveSongs from The Golden One

Most LikelyThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was

Navel GazeyThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was

Partied to DeathSongs from The Golden One

PinwheelThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was

Pop FlyThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was

RigamaroleThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was

South FloridaThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was

Stick AroundThe Older I Get the Funnier I Was

The Codependent EnablerSongs from The Golden One

The Golden OneSongs from The Golden One

Most Likely

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Everything That Feels Good Is Bad

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Bushwhacked

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South Florida

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Stick Around

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Big Truck

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Navel Gazey

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Pop Fly

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