This month, Harry Koisser from Peace runs the gauntlet of our random, stupid queries.
Tell us a secret about yourself?
I hate cartoons.
When’s your birthday?
10th April.
What was the first record you bought?
James Brown – ‘Sex Machine’.
If you could win a lifetime supply of anything, what would you choose?
Evian.
What did you last dream about?
Being pursued by an alligator.
What strength Nandos sauce do you order?
Xtra hot.
You have to support either U2 or Red Hot Chili Peppers on tour. Who do you pick?
You should know it’s RHCP.
What was the last thing you broke?
A promise.
How punk are you out of ten?
Either 0 or 10, I’m not sure.
What’s your biggest fear?
Shiny burger buns.
What’s the most impressive thing you can cook?
I can make pasta by hand, which is good.
Have you got any secret tattoos?
No.
If you won the lottery, what would you spend the cash on?
Feeding and clothing those who needed it.
Who is your favourite member of One Direction?
Harry.
What’s the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to you?
Literally everything I ever do.
Have you ever seen a ghost?
Yes!
What have you got in your pockets right now?
Nothing.
Have you ever fallen over onstage?
At the final show of The Great Escape 2012.
How tall are you?
I have no idea.
What would you do if you were Prime Minister for the day?
Literally nothing.
Have you ever written a fan letter?
I wrote a love note.
What’s the naughtiest thing you did at school?
Masterminded a crime network throughout the school.
Taken from the August issue of Dork. Peace’s album ‘Kindness Is The New Rock And Roll’ is out now.
