Yes, Dear Reader. while the music press at large concerns itself with such weighty matters as artistic evolution and genre deconstruction, we’re over here asking the really important questions. Like why Phoebe Lunny once fancied a cartoon wolf, thinks Mr Blobby’s brain is worth reading, and still reckons beer and cigarettes count as a food combo.

What is your earliest memory? Meeting God. What’s your most niche, useless talent? Juggling, because I didn’t have friends when I was younger.

What’s the dumbest injury you’ve ever had? I broke my nose when I was 14 because I thought it would be a good idea to go down a slide backwards. My friend Jack went down forward, and of course, his foot went into my nose. (Not his fault, it was my idea.)

What was the last thing you broke? My girlfriend’s lamp, by accident, and then I spilt hot sauce everywhere. What’s the pettiest hill you’ll absolutely die on? Just print more money. Have you ever had a nemesis who didn’t know they were your nemesis? Yes, the royal family. What was your most unhinged fan era for another artist? Justin Bieber, 'My World 2.0' era. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character? Yes. When I was a kid, I fancied a cartoon wolf from this film called Balto, and then I sorted my shit out. What’s the weirdest thing you believed as a child? That I would be the first person to invent a hover car, and I was really pissed off when I found out they’d already been invented. If you had to have one word tattooed on your face, what word would you have? Phoebe. What food do you irrationally hate even though you’ve never properly tried it? Aniseed. What’s a food combo you swear by, even though everyone else thinks it’s cursed? Beer and cigarettes. What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever been genuinely scared of? I’m really, really scared of wasps. If I see one, I will literally sprint a mile away. Fuck them all. Die, die, die. If you could only eat one type of cheese for the rest of your life, which one would it be? I’m vegan, but if I weren’t, I’d be a little freak with a can of American cheese spray. What’s the spookiest thing you own? An iPhone. It sucks dick. If we gave you £10, what would you spend it on? As many cans of Stella Artois as I can buy. What’s something you secretly wish people asked you about more often? How I got so good at backflips. Who in the band is most likely to survive a zombie apocalypse, and who’s getting eaten first? I reckon Selin would outlive me. All of our drummers are pretty strong, so probably me. What did you last dream about? I had a dream last night that I was watching fireworks by myself, and I thought, hey, where is everybody? Are they not seeing this? What was your best-ever Halloween costume? Willy Wonka, circa a dripped-up 2008 for me.