So You Wanna Be A Pop Star, Josh from Team Picture?
Putting wannabe pop stars through their paces.
Being a pop star is a serious job. You can’t just walk through the door and get started. You need to have a proper interview first. This month’s applicant is Josh from Team Picture. The board will see you now.
What can you tell us about yourself?
Hello hello, yes, I’m Josh. I do music in the band Team Picture, which formed for reasons of safety in numbers. I’ve been ginger since birth and somehow managed to get away with it with a minimum number of pubic hair jokes made at my expense during childhood (kids can be so cruel). I can play all of Metallica’s 'Master of Puppets' album on the electric guitar from memory by request. My favourite sound is jubilance, and my top #1 colour is reluctant-applause-black.
Why do you want to be a pop star?
Because I’m basically Domhnall Gleeson’s character from the hit Jon Ronson documentary FRANK and I’m all out of options.
How would your bandmates describe you?
One of them once did an impression of me that consisted of waving their arms around and shouting ‘wibbly wobbly!’ repeatedly. True story.
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