3 Years Sober

[Verse 1] I was a dumbass, drinking in a Volkswagen I was a hero looking for the heroine I was lost, I was gone I was an alcoholic loser gunnin' for the end And I know I played myself like an accordion I wasn't lost, nah, I was gone [Chorus] Hey, you don't know me anymore Hey, you don't know me anymore Hey, you don't know me anymore Hey, you don't know me anymore [Refrain] Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na [Verse 2] Yeah, I know I got a lot of potential But that ain't gonna make me successful And I know I got a lot of ambition But that just led to addiction And I want to be a musician, or a doctor, or a lawyer, or magician Maybe even a fucking politician So I could blame it all on religion! (oh my God!) [Chorus] Hey, you don't know me anymore Hey, you don't know me anymore Hey, you don't know me anymore Hey, you don't know me anymore [Verse 3] I got fired from my job, but I need a vacation Just another good excuse for inebriation That's how I fuck myself and call it masturbation Yea, I fuck myself and call it masturbation, ha-ha I used to eat pills, but now I just eat kale I'm three years sober and I'm still hungover Yeah, I'm three years sober and I'm still hungover Three years sober and I'm still hungover! [Bridge] Three years sober and I'm still hungover! Three years sober and I'm still hungover! Still hungover! Still hungover! Three years sober and I'm still hungover! [Chorus] Hey, you don't know me anymore Hey, you don't know me anymore [Refrain] Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na Na, na-na, na-na-na-na-na