Big Balls

[Verse 1] Well, I'm upper, upper-class, high-society God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all [Chorus] I've got big balls, I've got big balls They're such big balls, and they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls and she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all [Verse 2] And my balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full And everybody comes and comes again If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher Everybody says I've got great balls of fire [Chorus] I've got big balls, oh, I've got big balls And they're such big balls, dirty big balls And he's got big balls and she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all [Verse 3] Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night [Chorus] Oh, we've got big balls, we've got big balls We've got big balls, dirty big balls He's got big balls and she's got big balls But we've got the biggest balls of them all Oh, we've got big balls, we've got big balls And I'm just itching to tell you about them (We've got big balls) (Dirty big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun (And he's got big balls) Seafood cocktail (She's got big balls), crabs (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) Crayfish [Outro] Oh, bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers Bollocks, knackers, oh—