Big Balls

[Verse 1]

Well, I'm upper, upper-class, high-society

God's gift to ballroom notoriety

And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small

The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all

[Chorus]

I've got big balls, I've got big balls

They're such big balls, and they're dirty big balls

And he's got big balls and she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

[Verse 2]

And my balls are always bouncing, my ballroom always full

And everybody comes and comes again

If your name is on the guest list, no one can take you higher

Everybody says I've got great balls of fire

[Chorus]

I've got big balls, oh, I've got big balls

And they're such big balls, dirty big balls

And he's got big balls and she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

[Verse 3]

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress

But when they're held for pleasure, they're the balls that I like best

My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right

It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night

[Chorus]

Oh, we've got big balls, we've got big balls

We've got big balls, dirty big balls

He's got big balls and she's got big balls

But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Oh, we've got big balls, we've got big balls

And I'm just itching to tell you about them (We've got big balls)

(Dirty big balls) Oh, we had such wonderful fun

(And he's got big balls) Seafood cocktail (She's got big balls), crabs

(But we've got the biggest balls of them all) Crayfish

[Outro]

Oh, bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers

Bollocks, knackers, bollocks, knackers

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