Carry Me Home

[Verse 1] Well, the bartender's workin' on a late-night shift Cheap bums and blondes and barmaids on a midnight drift And the dance band's playing the same old sling I'm sinkin' whiskey and you're sippin' fine wine I don't know what it is you're tryin' to prove Well, it should be you, but it's me who can hardly move, hehe And I've got my reputation lyin' on the line Come on, baby, be a good dog and— and help the blind [Chorus] Oh, won't you carry me home? Won't you carry me home? Won't you carry me home? Like a truck, pick me up, oh [Verse 2] You ain't no lady, but you sure got taste in men That head of yours has got you by time and time again My arms and legs are achin' and my head's about to blow And your back's been breakin' and I'd hate to spoil the show But I just spent next week's wages and I'm right out of coin But you want more, and it's half-past four, and they wanna close the joint And we can't afford a taxi, and it's too late for the bus But I've been told by friends of mine you're someone I can trust [Chorus] Carry me home Oh, won't you carry me home? Oh, yeah Carry me home Don't leave me lyin' here, in all this beer, oh [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] You drank all your booze and half of mine I'm bleary-eyed and you're waitin' for the sunshine to come and kill me Just like the man who threw me on the floor Don't matter, while I'm down here, I might as well try and find the fuckin' door Excuse me, have you seen it? It's about this big And have you got a plastic bag, 'cause I'm gonna be sick I'm dead drunk and heavin', hangin' upside down And you're gettin' up and leavin', you think I'm gonna drown [Chorus] Carry me home Oh, won't you carry me home? I need your help Carry me home Oh-hohohohohohoho, ooh, ow Carry me home Oh, won't you carry me home? Oh, carry me home Oh, haha, ah-hahahahaha, ah-hahahaha