Blue Chips

[Intro] [Ed Axley] “I gotta ask this question or I wouldn’t be doing my job... Would you care to comment on the rumor that you arranged for an automobile to be purchased for (Action Bronson)?" [Pete Bell] “You know- You know, Ed, you just gotta get your mind out of the gutter You know, you- you just gotta start thinking straight I mean, it’s right there in front of you For Christ’s sake it wasn’t an automobile, I mean, it was a fully loaded Lexus!” [Verse 1] Fifty large Sitting sipping vichyssoise Silk robes Pepper on the pasta Cheeses from Lazio Pussy mi carpaccio Lightly dressed Hairy like a Viking’s chest Bobby Bacala Hopping out the Saab Chris Hansen Dancin’ in a Swiss mansion Shorty gorgeous Daddy keep the wrist handsome Old Impalas Keep them jumping like they Steve Francis Need a Carhartts Like Dykstra with the car wash Young Tarbash Higher than a Star Fox Monday morning Caught her back end with the arm slot Twenty years Probably catch me with the pony tail Borsch polish Sipping out the holy grail Tear-away pants Prince Rogers Nelson We father figures Famous like DiMaggio You can tell a tranny by the neck Catch me in Solana with the bow and arrow Roasting marrow Lacoste Sailboat Tying hookers to the railroad Doctor Zizmor On the N train, Astoria-bound Celino and Barnes Trying to get the paper right [Verse 2] Trying to get the paper right Guy Fieri shirt Long pinky nail Nose numb Earing with the feather Every hooker’s name is Heather The Marlboro hat The Newport windbreakers Ne-Yo mixtape cover Straight from the Aqueduct Black Acura Imported straight from Africa White tigers Thousand-dollar spatula Panzanella Salad with the bread Big retard sleep with Towels on the bed Blue chips with the championship Plus the Lexus Weed smell like disinfectant Fucking bitches pregnant Stroller from Stockholm Nanny from Haiti Boyz II Men posters Gladys Knight fried chicken [Outro]